cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Joint longest day of the year

Joint longest day of the year

Indeed. The nights will start drawing in now. Winter is coming

Indeed. The nights will start drawing in now. Winter is coming

You're right John Snow.

I'm always amazed at the volume of sweat my bollocks are capable of producing in these temperatures.

I'm always amazed at the volume of sweat my bollocks are capable of producing in these temperatures.

 

you need Macron shorts

I'm always amazed at the volume of sweat my bollocks are capable of producing in these temperatures.

get a kilt you gingers love them

get a kilt you gingers love them

 

lend him yours

I'm always amazed at the volume of sweat my bollocks are capable of producing in these temperatures.

The chaffing is really uncomfortable.

you need Macron shorts

 

no issue with sweaty bollocks when you're wearing Macrons - and that is a 100% Garrp Fact for you right there

The chaffing is really uncomfortable.

 

You need talc

You need talc

Last I heard it was carcinogenic!

 

Unless I rains soon and clears the air, I'm going to suffer tomorrow. A few miles to walk with a simmering epididymis. Urgh!

Is it ever?

Not really

Muggy out

Forecast is utterly diabolical for the rest of the week.

Forecast is utterly diabolical for the rest of the week.

14 -17C and rainy all week will do me.I hated that heatwave.

That Weatherwoman on the BBC toneet, yay or nay? It's a yes from me...

Forecast is utterly diabolical for the rest of the week.

Its OK for jetwashing!

115°F here in sunny Las Vegas. I'm fucking melting!

Even the locals think it's a bit warm.

127F here in Bolton.....

115°F here in sunny Las Vegas. I'm fucking melting!

Even the locals think it's a bit warm.

Dont worry - it cools down to 108F for the weekend with a bit of cloud

Moved back to Bolton today and have seen rain and grey cloud for the first time in many weeks was nice. As for the comedowns traf it's strictly class B's and I aint even got the money for that now hence I've gone from living rural Berkshire to off the Blackburn Road

SoberDan is the next MrAnderson

gonzo - was looking to do the Fleetwood to Lytham and back bike ride on Saturday but the BBC Weather app is telling me that it's going to rain

 

Can you or the geese give me a better forecast??

And its going to be breezy. At least you won't get too hot.

Aye it looks pretty gloomy mate. South wind always brings the wet stuff.

 

No sign of change in direction till midnight. That'd be your only chance. Bring your cagoule and get the tram to lytham. The wind will have you back to Fleetwood in 10 mins