cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Long sleeves and work pants are rubbish in this weather 

To be a moaning cow - it's too hot for me

my car just clocked 40 degrees.

 

   

Another couple more degrees Spider and you will have reached Ginger melting point.

Another couple more degrees Spider and you will have reached Ginger melting point.

Correct.

 

If you leave a ginge in direct sunlight with temps above 45c their internal organs self combust like little fireworks.

 

Legend has it that they used to melt gingers to make explosives in World War One.

ive just spent 3hrs sat and 2hrs today doing my Mums fence panels 40 of the fuckers

 

she didnt even make me a bastard Brew

Another couple more degrees Spider and you will have reached Ginger melting point.

 

 

Correct.

 

If you leave a ginge in direct sunlight with temps above 45c their internal organs self combust like little fireworks.

 

Legend has it that they used to melt gingers to make explosives in World War One.

 

Us Aryans have far more important things to think about than suntans.

Road surface on my street is melting. Not seen that in many a year.

Just heading back from from central London it's meltingly hot down here.

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Best thing in these temps is to take on fluids

Thornbridge- top banana.

Best thing in these temps is to take on fluids

I've just jizzed.

 

Not drank on a standard Monday for about 5 years.

 

Sooo tempting

Was overcast in Gran Canaria again between 12-5 today.

 

Again, fuck off the lot of you.

Its shit its depressing. Ptolonged hot. Weather only leads to trouble in this country

This would be a much note peaceful and calm country if it was single figures and raining every day

This would be a much note peaceful and calm country if it was single figures and raining every day

Think we have a Morrissey fan here lads.

This would be a much note peaceful and calm country if it was single figures and raining every day

Cheer up you miserable get, it's lovely, enjoy it

Cheer up you miserable get, it's lovely, enjoy it

 

The comedowns from Class A's can be really bad, leave him alone.

Too hot for me

 

Find it all a bit much when your working, have a suit on tomorrow for a meeting ffs

 

Weekends with shorts and t shirt, yes please, but not on a working day

Too hot for me

 

Find it all a bit much when your working, have a suit on tomorrow for a meeting ffs

 

Weekends with shorts and t shirt, yes please, but not on a working day

In the words of Peter Kay... "shut the fuck up and have a solero"

Too hot for me

 

Find it all a bit much when your working, have a suit on tomorrow for a meeting ffs

 

Weekends with shorts and t shirt, yes please, but not on a working day

 

Go to gran Canaria, it's not sunny there.

Go to gran Canaria, it's not sunny there.

Haha. FACT

 

It's a fucking tease. 2 hours of sun here and there and loads of depressed Scandinavian holiday makers with screaming kids.

 

When you are on holiday but jealous of people's snaps of Bolton back gardens you know your holiday is pants.

In the words of Peter Kay... "shut the fuck up and have a solero"

with him being a big lad , you just know he cant get to sleep at night on these hot days.

16 on Friday

 

Too fresh?

Haha. FACT

 

It's a fucking tease. 2 hours of sun here and there and loads of depressed Scandinavian holiday makers with screaming kids.

 

When you are on holiday but jealous of people's snaps of Bolton back gardens you know your holiday is pants.

 

It can be hit and miss, we were in GC earlier this year (Feb half term) and we had days like that but also days of ridiculously hot unbroken sunshine.

 

No happy medium, you see.