cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Wasps are just stripey stingy little cunts.

I dont think I can rest until I know what Danny Baker thinks of wasps.

Then I shall settle with my decsion.

Name one thing I wrote about your heartthrob Liam that isn't true.

One.

 

37 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I dont think I can rest until I know what Danny Baker thinks of wasps.

Then I shall settle with my decsion.

He was the innovator of the wasp craze of 1982 

Without him there would be no wasps. 

Have you heard my new song?

Same as the last one.

Have you seen our girflfriends?

Never had one 

Who the fuck are they?

Is it someone like Cannibal Corpse?

If so - here's Corpsegrinder and his mrs

 

Also you should check out his Instragram page: https://www.instagram.com/georgecorpsegrinder/?hl=en

Which brings to life the old adage that the more extreme the music, the nicer the person.

Unless its just extremely shit. (see Everything's Electric - out today!)

Corpsegrinder.

10 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Have we not left CAP now?

Yes, absolutely. 

Wonderful news, and now tye environment is getting more attention. Great stuff.

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yes, absolutely. 

Wonderful news, and now tye environment is getting more attention. Great stuff.

Maybe so, although pumping raw sewage into our waters is not so good.

4 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Maybe so, although pumping raw sewage into our waters is not so good.

Whilst not exactly a direct function of agricultural policy, strangely it playes its part.

Too much wet stuff from the sky, inadequate sewerage and treatment facilties. 

Better land management as a result of CAP going will play some part in mitigating the rivers of shit, and absorbing some of those little carbon dioxides, which in turn will help reduce the amount of wet stuff from the skies.

Tremendous. 

 

 

I dunno what your obsession with Cannibal Corpse is, they freely take the piss out of themselves.

I could probably play every instrument on a dirge like 'Lyla'.

And I'm a talentless twat.

I couldn't drum a Cannibal Corpse tune on pain of death.

They're far from my favourites.

During their career they've sold more than Oasis did in America - fact.

They also featured in a major motion picture.

What did Oasis do, got Wonderwall to about number 42 on the Top 100 for a couple of weeks.

28 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I dunno what your obsession with Cannibal Corpse is, they freely take the piss out of themselves.

I could probably play every instrument on a dirge like 'Lyla'.

And I'm a talentless twat.

I couldn't drum a Cannibal Corpse tune on pain of death.

They're far from my favourites.

During their career they've sold more than Oasis did in America - fact.

They also featured in a major motion picture.

What did Oasis do, got Wonderwall to about number 42 on the Top 100 for a couple of weeks.

Record sales. That’s like saying you’re the tallest midget who gives a fuck.

My obsession is if you’re a fan of them and then call  any other act to me it automatically  invalidates your opinion on music. 
If a rhinoceros shat into a bucket in the middle of Mumbai and someone recorded it and David Guetta mixed it I’d still say it is better than cannibal corpse because it isn’t fuckin music 

12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Record sales. That’s like saying you’re the tallest midget who gives a fuck.

My obsession is if you’re a fan of them and then call  any other act to me it automatically  invalidates your opinion on music. 
If a rhinoceros shat into a bucket in the middle of Mumbai and someone recorded it and David Guetta mixed it I’d still say it is better than cannibal corpse because it isn’t fuckin music 

That's a bit harsh. You like one band then it devalues everything else.

Rudy you are a top bloke, with a deep love of music. I really like speaking to you about stuff and you are dead open minded. CC were always a bit of a joke. 

If you are interested in more extreme metal then Death would give you more of what changed from Thrash.

It's also mind blowing that in 2022 one of the biggest bands in the world is Metallica. I had the piss taken out of me at school, but Ride the Lightening and Master of Puppets - punk mixed with metal. High watermarks and now every fucker loves them.

So sorry for being a bit annoyed.

25 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Record sales. That’s like saying you’re the tallest midget who gives a fuck.

My obsession is if you’re a fan of them and then call  any other act to me it automatically  invalidates your opinion on music. 
If a rhinoceros shat into a bucket in the middle of Mumbai and someone recorded it and David Guetta mixed it I’d still say it is better than cannibal corpse because it isn’t fuckin music 

What sort of bucket? A tin one would produce a very different sound to a plastic one.

Help us out, man.

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

That's a bit harsh. You like one band then it devalues everything else.

Rudy you are a top bloke, with a deep love of music. I really like speaking to you about stuff and you are dead open minded. CC were always a bit of a joke. 

If you are interested in more extreme metal then Death would give you more of what changed from Thrash.

It's also mind blowing that in 2022 one of the biggest bands in the world is Metallica. I had the piss taken out of me at school, but Ride the Lightening and Master of Puppets - punk mixed with metal. High watermarks and now every fucker loves them.

So sorry for being a bit annoyed.

Probably doesn’t translate well over text, it’s all said in jest. Well not about them not being music that’s true 😁They’re my point of reference to defend bands I like from you and GL’s finest that’s all really. 
Think you’d be surprised to see Metallica , black sabbath and Marilyn Manson in my library of music. 
Marilyn Manson are probably the heaviest I go. First time o heard beautiful people I immediately wanted to go and learn that drum beat.

Once saw them at MEN. 
I got a certificate for first black man to see them live. 

17 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Record sales. That’s like saying you’re the tallest midget who gives a fuck.

My obsession is if you’re a fan of them and then call  any other act to me it automatically  invalidates your opinion on music. 
If a rhinoceros shat into a bucket in the middle of Mumbai and someone recorded it and David Guetta mixed it I’d still say it is better than cannibal corpse because it isn’t fuckin music 

Cannibal Corpse are about 13,999 on my list of favourite artists. Didn't you say you liked The Enemy? Awful tripe - this negates your opinion on music. Oasis were largely shite with a handful of decent songs - you know it.

I was like Michel Platini from six to eleven, but got into music so took a break from playing until coming back like Franz Beckenbauer around 17 or so. I've found football lads have shite taste in music, you wouldn't see a dressing room mincing around to Sylvester or circle pit to Slayer...nah, 80s = Phil Collins, 90's = Oasis,  00's = Arctic Monkeys etc. Anything uncomplicated and not 'gay'.

 

 

 

Just now, Spider said:

What sort of bucket? A tin one would produce a very different sound to a plastic one.

Help us out, man.

Plastic of course. It Would be the perfect drum roll. Use your head Spider. 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Plastic of course. It Would be the perfect drum roll. Use your head Spider. 

Makes sense now you say that.

And I'm afraid I saw loads of black lads at a 'Tallica gig back in the 90's so your certificate isn't worth a shite.

(I can call them 'Tallica because of my genuine metal roots, when non-metal folk use it it's akin to a white bloke saying the 'N' word because they heard it in an NWA track)

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Cannibal Corpse are about 13,999 on my list of favourite artists. Didn't you say you liked The Enemy? Awful tripe - this negates your opinion on music. Oasis were largely shite with a handful of decent songs - you know it.

I was like Michel Platini from six to eleven, but got into music so took a break from playing until coming back like Franz Beckenbauer around 17 or so. I've found football lads have shite taste in music, you wouldn't see a dressing room mincing around to Sylvester or circle pit to Slayer...nah, 80s = Phil Collins, 90's = Oasis,  00's = Arctic Monkeys etc. Anything uncomplicated and not 'gay'.

 

 

 

The Enemy were part of that indie scene in the 00’s which coincided with me drinking doing drugs going to gigs and trying to finger anything that moves. They were just part of that scene.  £10 a ticket to see a live act with fellow indie heads yeah it was more for the memory of that time than the gig. 
 

And if you ever and I do mean ever put Phil Collins along side Arctic Monkeys I will burn your house down .

Going along to an abortion and you’re the foetus would be better than going to a Phil Collins or Genesis gig. 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Makes sense now you say that.

And I'm afraid I saw loads of black lads at a 'Tallica gig back in the 90's so your certificate isn't worth a shite.

(I can call them 'Tallica because of my genuine metal roots, when non-metal folk use it it's akin to a white bloke saying the 'N' word because they heard it in an NWA track)

Just because they hadn’t washed doesn’t make them black 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Just because they hadn’t washed doesn’t make them black 

They were definitely black because they even had rhythm when they were headbanging.

Just now, Rudy said:

The Enemy were part of that indie scene in the 00’s which coincided with me drinking doing drugs going to gigs and trying to finger anything that moves. They were just part of that scene.  £10 a ticket to see a live act with fellow indie heads yeah it was more for the memory of that time than the gig. 
 

And if you ever and I do mean ever put Phil Collins along side Arctic Monkeys I will burn your house down .

Going along to an abortion and you’re the foetus would be better than going to a Phil Collins or Genesis gig. 

I meant footballers in the 80s liked Phil Collins as the safe bet etc.

And indie gigs? Sausage fests with pints of piss being chucked about. Shite.

I'd be off my tits at house/techno nights dancing with girls.

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Just because they hadn’t washed doesn’t make them black 

Another myth, a metal gig would be filled with the smell of Timotei, patchouli oil and Kouros. Nobody threw pints of piss about either.