cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

It’s snowing in Harwood now. Not sticking though.

Heatings going on. Winter is shit. 

33 minutes ago, MickyD said:

It’s snowing in Harwood now. Not sticking though.

Arrgh! Spoke too soon. Sticking like shit to a blanket now. And guess who’s attending a funeral this afternoon with a graveside service!

Shorts are off

Just now, gonzo said:

Shorts are off

Good, everyday until spring like this please. Warm weather in winter ain't reet. 

2 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Good, everyday until spring like this please. Warm weather in winter ain't reet. 

Indeed. But it passes down later.

Some more cool, crisp sunny winter days wouldn't go amiss.

Everywhere pissed wet through, and continued slate grey skies is shite. 

17 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Shorts are off

Makes a change from your top. 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/dull-december-lack-of-sunshine-weather-uk-new-years-eve-b974314.html

Wank.

7 hours ago, gonzo said:

Shorts are off

Some housewife not got their fiver?

School told us they may be closing tomorrow for snow day. Decision at 07:15 tomorrow. 

They've been open for one day 

🌋 

9 minutes ago, stevieb said:

School told us they may be closing tomorrow for snow day. Decision at 07:15 tomorrow. 

They've been open for one day 

🌋

Yeah had the same. I’ll be fuckin livid if it’s barely anything and they shut

Edited January 6, 20224 yr by Rudy

10 minutes ago, stevieb said:

School told us they may be closing tomorrow for snow day. Decision at 07:15 tomorrow. 

They've been open for one day 

🌋

It'll be the teachers saying they can't get in, the poor little lambs.

15 minutes ago, Traf said:

It'll be the teachers saying they can't get in, the poor little lambs.

All my daughters school teachers live local so they walk in. Thank christ. 

Today's message is..."If you're too fucking timid to drive in a bit of snow, stay the fuck home."

Roads clogged up with fucking women in big 4x4's doing 10mph, cunts.

6 minutes ago, Traf said:

Today's message is..."If you're too fucking timid to drive in a bit of snow, stay the fuck home."

Roads clogged up with fucking women in big 4x4's doing 10mph, cunts.

See the rant thread 

21 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Heatings going on. Winter is shit. 

I said that in October.  It's not been off since! 

“Oooh it’s cold isn’t it”

Yeah it’s fuckin snowing what did you expect 

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Today's message is..."If you're too fucking timid to drive in a bit of snow, stay the fuck home."

Roads clogged up with fucking women in big 4x4's doing 10mph, cunts.

Woman driving their drug dealer boyfriends 4x4 really grinds my gears 

Non of the cunts can drive them properly 

5 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Woman driving their drug dealer boyfriends 4x4 really grinds my gears 

Non of the cunts can drive them properly 

All with a personalised Reg and they are usually sporting stupid raw sausage lips and shit eyelashes. 

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

All with a personalised Reg and they are usually sporting stupid raw sausage lips and shit eyelashes. 

Raw sausage lips! 🤣

26 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

All with a personalised Reg and they are usually sporting stupid raw sausage lips and shit eyelashes. 

False Eyelashes = Prostitute/Slag

Just now, Sweep said:

False Eyelashes = Prostitute/Slag

Mrs stevieb... 

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

False Eyelashes = Prostitute/Slag

I wear false eyelashes

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I wear false eyelashes

Is it not something else that just gets jizz stuck in them?