This Weather.....

[Youri McAnespie]

There was some documentary on Liam Gallagher, he came across as an amiable oaf - I think like a method actor he's bought into it he genuinely believes it - seeing his kids obviously coked up with his approval was genuinely sad. Oasis could cobble together an 8 song Greatest Songs mini LP. It was obvious Noel 'I got my my manky teeth done with our 1st advance from Creation, and I wear rings on my fingers' Gallagher was the brains of the operation. Unless it's disingenuous I'm sure their bickering warms the heart of their geriatric mam.

Liam is good at snotting mild-mannered French teenagers, but got twatted when he, chinged up, monkey walked and squared up to the wrong bloke, who'd probably have murdered him if his minders hadn't stepped in.

The documentary showed Liam had finally acknowledged his daughter with that Lisa Lisa or whatever - when she was about 12 (the daughter not Lisa Lisa - he's many things but not a nonce). She must've been delighted to finally be invited into his drug-addled wings.

[gonzo]

Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express.

Sounds like something off urban dictionary.

 

[Traf]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express.

Every few months with them, rinse and repeat. They'll be right one day.

[Rudy]

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express.

Sounds like something off urban dictionary.

 

That’s an Alaskan Pipeline. 
 

Amateur. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express.

Sounds like something off urban dictionary.

 

When?

Bit cooler next couple of days, but not beast from the east conditions by any means.

Needs to happen quick, or not at all.

 

[Spider]

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express.

Sounds like something off urban dictionary.

 

So a few snowflakes on the higher Grampians, and a chilly wind elsewhere. The Express are fucking chumps. It’s why the limited of intelligence like to quote them. (Not you, just Mounts)

[jmjhb]

The Express is always shite when it comes to weather. Netweather is your best bet 

[Morizio]

Snowing in Inverness 

[bolton_blondie]

Fuck rain, fuck snow. All i want is sunsshiiiiiiiiiinnneee 😎

[London Wanderer]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

So a few snowflakes on the higher Grampians, and a chilly wind elsewhere. The Express are fucking chumps. It’s why the limited of intelligence like to quote them. (Not you, just Mounts)

Think I'll drive not cycle tomorrow.

[stevieb]

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

The Express is always shite. 

EFA 

[Winchester White]

45 minutes ago, stevieb said:

EFA 

Correct answer. Who the fuck buys The Express? It is obsessed with so called Royal scandals that absolutely no one gives a flying fuck about. Not even The Telegraph is a weird as The Express and they have Allison Pearson on their books ffs.

[Rudy]

8 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Correct answer. Who the fuck buys The Express? It is obsessed with so called Royal scandals that absolutely no one gives a flying fuck about. Not even The Telegraph is a weird as The Express and they have Allison Pearson on their books ffs.

Who buys papers anymore? Soon as they stopped women getting their tits out that was the end. 

[little whitt]

21 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Who buys papers anymore? Soon as they stopped women getting their tits out that was the end. 

Scousers buy the SUN

[Traf]

2 hours ago, little whitt said:

Scousers can't read

 

[jmjhb]

Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 hours ago, jmjhb said:

Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards 

Everywhere we go.

[Spider]

6 hours ago, jmjhb said:

Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards 

And I’m spending the week on the north west coast of wales 😁

fckin gorgeous here like.

bring it on.

[leigh white]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

And I’m spending the week on the north west coast of wales 😁

fckin gorgeous here like.

bring it on.

Cael amser gwych

[Spider]

27 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Cael amser gwych

Diolch cariad

[leigh white]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Diolch cariad

x

[gonzo]

Batten down the hatches. 

My absolute worst nightmare this. Two consecutive storm systems. We are already kicking on 30mph gusts and the cunting thing hasnt landed yet.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

7 hours ago, gonzo said:

Batten down the hatches. 

My absolute worst nightmare this. Two consecutive storm systems. We are already kicking on 30mph gusts and the cunting thing hasnt landed yet.

Guard those eggs on your breakfast barms.

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Guard those eggs on your breakfast barms.

They'll be scrambled by the end of this lot

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They'll be scrambled by the end of this lot

Bet you still have shorts on.