cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Is it not something else that just gets jizz stuck in them?

Not if you have good aim? 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Not if you have good aim? 

Poor directional control I’m afraid. 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Poor directional control I’m afraid. 

I'm a heavy cummer with poor directional control  -  a classic quote from yesteryear, I miss George and his tales

52 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Is it not something else that just gets jizz stuck in them?

That's why falsies are better, they can take them off and wash them

35 minutes ago, Traf said:

That's why falsies are better, i can take them off and wash them

EFA

Bombogenesis to hit US

who makes up these terms?

Been rough around the country, and a 60 year old lady got dead.

Have a gander at the two cyclists in Bradford, and the remains of their van.

The girth of the tree is remarkable, and how the fella survived- well I hope he bought a lucky dip.

Too warm

3 hours ago, deane koontz said:

Too warm

Gets warmer next week.

Saw a forecast for London, and they're saying up to 14.

Early February!

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Gets warmer next week.

Saw a forecast for London, and they're saying up to 14.

Early February!

IIRC we had some weird heatwave in Feb last year?

 

25 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Gets warmer next week.

Saw a forecast for London, and they're saying up to 14.

Early February!

Remember a few years ago there were fires on the moors in Feb. And it reached the 20s

Bizarre couple of days

Good. Winter is shit 

13 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

Remember a few years ago there were fires on the moors in Feb. And it reached the 20s

Bizarre couple of days

there will be more this month 

with people trying to keep warm 

Just had to execute a fucking massive wasp in the bathroom.

What the fuck?

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Just had to execute a fucking massive wasp in the bathroom.

What the fuck?

That was a queen, that has been aroused by the relatively warm temps.

You've murdered it.

Well 'ard. 

Just think all those little wasp-lets that won't now exist. Consequently, a plague of other insects will be spawned because of the lost predators. They will eat the crops and send prices through the roof. 

And you'll blame brexit.

Murderer.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

That was a queen, that has been aroused by the relatively warm temps.

You've murdered it.

Well 'ard. 

Just think all those little wasp-lets that won't now exist. Consequently, a plague of other insects will be spawned because of the lost predators. They will eat the crops and send prices through the roof. 

And you'll blame brexit.

Murderer.

It was huge. I had to trap it under a bowl. It was NOT happy, right up to the point where I flattened it with my shoe, after which it’s shitty attitude disappeared.

And don’t give me this “other insects” nonsense. Everyone knows wasps are pointless, unnecessary and idiotic.

Bees, the best insect on earth. Spiders, divisive but definitely an asset around the house.

Wasps? Get to fuck. The world ecosystems would rebalance in a heartbeat if wasps were wiped out tomorrow.

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-do-wasps-do.html#:~:text=When on the hunt for,still play a valuable part

In addition to their pest munching. 

Given bees are being a bit fucked over (not helped by the common agricultural policy) we might need our little stingy friends a bit more.

Now you've puréed one.

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-do-wasps-do.html#:~:text=When on the hunt for,still play a valuable part

In addition to their pest munching. 

Given bees are being a bit fucked over (not helped by the common agricultural policy) we might need our little stingy friends a bit more.

Now you've puréed one.

I gassed hundreds last summer when I discovered a nest in the eaves.

I suspect the Queen was hoping to re-use the nest?

They're no better than scousers in my eyes. They just hang around bins looking for dregs in bottles as well.

TMJ is right. Wasps are essential. We're fucked without them.

You ignorant human fuckwit 😁😉

15 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

TMJ is right. Wasps are essential. We're fucked without them.

You ignorant human fuckwit 😁😉

I fancy my chances in a waspless universe.

They can take scousers with them too.

Watched a programme on these fuckers other week. fucking mutants. Fuck that 
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/article/asian-giant-hornets-arrive-united-states

It is bloody warm though at the moment. 

Good job, means the heating can stay off.

53 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Watched a programme on these fuckers other week. fucking mutants. Fuck that 
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/article/asian-giant-hornets-arrive-united-states

Off the scale those bastards. 

Apparently wasp nests pose more of a threat the lower they are.

So if they're high up, and you can avoid too much interaction, leave them be.

If they're low down and you have to repeatedly get close, then perhaps a pest control man is your friend.

We have one down our street, and he makes a packet doing it.

 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Good job, means the heating can stay off.

Word on the grapevine is that's Boris and Rishi's solution to the whole crisis. 

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-do-wasps-do.html#:~:text=When on the hunt for,still play a valuable part

In addition to their pest munching. 

Given bees are being a bit fucked over (not helped by the common agricultural policy) we might need our little stingy friends a bit more.

Now you've puréed one.

Have we not left CAP now?