cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

I nipped to the shop on foot, wind nearly blew me over like an old biddy, fuck mop ten minutes walk and I favver a fucking trawlerman.

 

 

 

Radcliffe (area, not hardcore away fan) tonight.

5 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

Radcliffe (area, not hardcore away fan) tonight.

FAO Neil... 

He's deffo saying chat shit get banged after that

9 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

"left safe under tree"

Crikey Traf, that's rough.

Anyway, according to Lancashire authorities met-check system, parts of the area at height could potentially see blizzards overnight. 

Have you got your candles and snow shoes ready?

The worst yet to come?

Take care it’s fierce out there 

Bastard fence came down overnight.

4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Bastard fence came down overnight.

There’s a panel in next doors garden mate. I’ll throw it up in the air later keep an eye out for it 

2 fence panels down now. Just spent 20 mins coaxing the twatting dog out of next doors garden. I pray he hasnt done a shit. 

Wooden fences? You tramps, I thought you were all ten bob millionaires? We have stone walls in my manor. That said the six chimney stacks are a cause for concern.

Hovering between 37C and 39C for the foreseeable future down here (at least the next 8 days). 24C in the coolest part of the night.

As soon as the Covid restrictions are lifted I'll be avoiding this fucking furnace down here at this time of year.

 

7 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Hovering between 37C and 39C for the foreseeable future down here (at least the next 8 days). 24C in the coolest part of the night.

As soon as the Covid restrictions are lifted I'll be avoiding this fucking furnace down here at this time of year.

 

Get that trifle in fridge. Be melting all over shop. 

Never mind all that get your Fosters in the freezer, stick Neighbours on of an afternoon. Slip on a shirt, slap on a hat, slip on sunscream and do a slip, slap rap. Then abuse aborigines for burning floorboards.

Not often they issue a Red Alert weather warning.

Gonna be tasty.

 

i'm supposed to be doing 10 mile trail run over rivi sunday, thats going to be all sorts of fun n games

Just now, L/H White said:

i'm supposed to be doing 10 mile trail run over rivi sunday, thats going to be all sorts of fun n games

Fuck. That.

37 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Wooden fences? You tramps, I thought you were all ten bob millionaires? We have stone walls in my manor. That said the six chimney stacks are a cause for concern.

Peasants.

The moat here has a bit of debris in it, mainly peacock feathers 

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Peasants.

The moat here has a bit of debris in it, mainly peacock feathers 

Peacocks indicate homosexuality, jsl.

I worked in Lostock for a time, it's alreet but nowt to write home about. That abomination flat block near the train station - full of scrubbers ready to do home invasions on richer locals, and is that former pub still a bombsite? There's hardly any green spaces apart from a crematorium. Ney shops either.

Edited February 17, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

 

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Peacocks indicate homosexuality, jsl.

I worked in Lostock for a time, it's alreet but nowt to write home about. That abomination near the train station - full of scrubbers ready to do home invasions, and is that former pub still a bombsite? There's hardly any green spaces apart from a crematorium. Ney shops either.

Only if you shag them .

Pub has been gone for a long time. Closest one is the Duke. Lostock arms was alright, I mean it was a bit of a dive but it was the first place where we found out they didn’t ask for I.D

House insurance are gonna hear about my broken summer house, decking, hot tub, 8 fence panels and shed tomorrow.

5 minutes ago, L/H White said:

 

Love the guy who’s just casually sat there 😂

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Only if you shag them .

Pub has been gone for a long time. Closest one is the Duke. Lostock arms was alright, I mean it was a bit of a dive but it was the first place where we found out they didn’t ask for I.D

It used to be alreet, a rival to The Tavern for Sunday nights out. Is it still just a demolition site? I thought they'd knock up another block of flats for thieves and Slovakian prostitutes to live in.