April 27, 201214 yr cant beat pulling back the foreskin and digging out all the feta cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmm worse when a birds piping you off and you get whiff!
April 27, 201214 yr i also spunked on a lasses thigh on blackpool prom and legged it! hahaha AAArrrgghhhh...thats even better...!!! Brilliant !
April 27, 201214 yr See, I get stick off here for fancying clean types. There's something wrong with you lot.
April 27, 201214 yr AAArrrgghhhh...thats even better...!!! Brilliant ! ....id chased her for fookin yonks,zoe was her name massive wangers..... ended up with some heavy fondling on the prom,she gave the nod and lopped the lad out.... it was like opening a fizzed up can of lager! haha...all over her inside thigh.... i bottled it and did one. never saw her again till i was married....more fool her i say the spunky thighed slag....
April 27, 201214 yr you know me cocker...im not shy! i also spunked on a lasses thigh on blackpool prom and legged it! hahaha Hahahahaha
April 27, 201214 yr Without circumcision, can you imagine the difficulty our Jewish friends would have in finding a plausible substiture for pork scratchings?
April 27, 201214 yr worse when a birds piping you off and you get whiff! its a bit like a big hairy muff that stinks of piss
April 27, 201214 yr ....id chased her for fookin yonks,zoe was her name massive wangers..... ended up with some heavy fondling on the prom,she gave the nod and lopped the lad out.... it was like opening a fizzed up can of lager! haha...all over her inside thigh.... i bottled it and did one. never saw her again till i was married....more fool her i say the spunky thighed slag.... Spunk thighed slag.....nice ! Wonder is she tesll the romantic story the same way!!
April 27, 201214 yr Spunk thighed slag.....nice ! Wonder is she tesll the romantic story the same way!! I bet the last time she saw him she said to her mates; oh fuck, it's that lad who jizzed on my best Pepe jeans. I never got that stain out, the premature useless bastard! You'll be amazed what wimmin say
April 27, 201214 yr This thread has got the better of me, working out the difference between a circumcised cock and a uncircumcised cock. So i had to look it up to find out the difference in pictures. Girls, stay away from Spuds fans in our rearranged game.
April 28, 201214 yr a birds never lived till she has tasted nob cheese Difficult to argue with that........
April 28, 201214 yr had it done when i was 17 anyone that hasnt had it done is a dirty fucker do you pollish it
April 28, 201214 yr Call me naive Would anyone have their foreskin removed at under a week unless they were Jewish? Not just the Jews, there is approx 1 Billion Male Muslims that get it done just after birth They was a lad at school who had it done for health reasons, we used to call him Robin Hoodless
April 30, 201214 yr A jewish boy has been born without eyelids, A Dr says they can operate using the foreskin after his circumcision, but, there's a 50/50 chance he'll be cock eyed. Coats on
April 30, 201214 yr One of the circumcision surgeons used to save all the bits and sold them to Samsonite. They made a range of wallets that, when rubbed, turned into suitcases. Honest.
April 30, 201214 yr An ex, a Canadian lass, had never seen an uncircumsized knob before?! Do not understand that . . they say it's cleaner! Cleaner? Surely that skins there for a reason, keepin muck out you'd think oh and cheese growin. And who wants a John Thomas we no feelin? Begs the question Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won?t touch anything unless it?s 20 per cent off! boom boom
April 30, 201214 yr a mate of mine had it done when he was in his early twenties. it went a bit wrong and got infected, anyways he couldn't have a tug or anything until he was better , when he did he reckons it was nearly 3 weeks until he had any joy with his newly cut yogurt slinger, he finally had a tug and shot himself in the face. he is oddly quite proud of it.
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