miamiwhite Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 irish fella walks into the griffin,sees a bloke flat out in the corner. says to the barman ''i'll have what he's had'' .......................so the barman twats him with a pool cue............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 i'm hoping to get a job as a marionette,mate works there,should be able to pull a few strings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted June 15, 2012 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 15, 2012 english mon, oirish mon, socttish mon walk into a bar, landlord takes one look at them and says is this some kind of joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPS Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I was showing the dr a nasty rash on my cock, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it. He just said " make an appointment Monday morning" and carried on pushing his trolley in Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 100 Polish were arrested last night after violence broke out during their game with Russia. They were immediately deported back to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I asked my girlfriend if she would like to suck my cheesy cock. She tutted and said "That's not very mature" I'll ask her again in a fortnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Try this puzzle This maths sequence can predict your favorite film...mine was star wars. Not sure how it works but it does!! Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply again by 3 Add the two digits together 3. Oliver Twist 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. Saving Private Ryan 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The joy of anal sex with male goats and leather clad, oiled up lady boys. 10.Mary Poppins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 It's not really a puzzle, is it? It's basically a multiple of 9 and the didits of those multiples always add up to 9 or another multiple of 9. #gettinginbeforemalc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 it's quite handy then, that my favourite film is actually "The joy of anal sex with goats and leather clad, oiled up lady boys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 it's quite handy then, that my favourite film is actually "The joy of anal sex with goats and leather clad, oiled up lady boys" Boasting about your own production isn't an attractive trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 It's not really a puzzle, is it? It's basically a multiple of 9 and the didits of those multiples always add up to 9 or another multiple of 9. #gettinginbeforemalc It's a 80's themed joke thread, I hope I ain't upset Malcolm too much :fingerandshowthearse: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Ive got a job looking after a small group of daft,stupid lions... It's really hard work and I dont know if I'm really cut out for it. I'd quit if it wasn't for my foolish pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I told a Tulisa joke to my mates in the pub last night... it didnt go down too well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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