July 25, 201214 yr "I gently ran my hands down her front until I found the smoothness of her front bottom , she was wetter than a spastics chin"
July 25, 201214 yr "As I lay there waiting, I knew it was only a matter of moments until she would come to me and drench me with her love, I called for her longingly, and she quickly replied that she didn't indeed need a piss yet and that I would have to wait. I had a wank instead"
July 25, 201214 yr "She looked at me with her lustful eyes and asked what I wanted, I said do I have to spell it out for you.........she said fuck off, I haven't got all night"
July 25, 201214 yr He said in the crowded nightclub '' give us a gobble love''..............she replied ''what did you say you sexgod''....................whitt replied ''do you live up dobhill''
July 25, 201214 yr Author Az I woked hir hum I askd hir Iv she woz intoo guldun showaz an wud shi gargul mi pizz
July 25, 201214 yr I pushed the dinner plates to one side, polished off the glass of Chianti, and gazed manfully into her eyes as the sound of Adele gently caressed our ears. I just knew I was in for a damn good tromboning that night. Nah, that's not right. I took her in the bushes behind the Tesco car park. After a bout of vigorous finger-sex she couldn't wait to hose me down with some natural champagne... Edited July 25, 201214 yr by Peter North
July 25, 201214 yr I wore my bestest top from orangles, knowing that she hadn't shaved her chooper for at least 18 months, i wanted to impress her.
July 25, 201214 yr I fondled the buttons on her. . . phone. I was doing a text for her; she couldn't speell you see.
July 25, 201214 yr she had a buch lik a privvit hedge, you cud have hiden a nest of sparrers in it. i got mi hed in and was still pickinng her wire out my teth 2 days laytar
July 25, 201214 yr Author Hur clingaz in roun ha shita woz like wire mesh, no chanz hat all of kikin tha tradmuns entri tha mutt
July 26, 201214 yr she look at him all hot and sweety with a full bladder he looked at her with is shower cap on hoping she would piss like a horse
July 26, 201214 yr it was not the first time he'd been fisted but the naive, gentleness of the young boy made him long for his more experienced master, still, Kermit just lay there submissive as he pumped him full of man fat
July 26, 201214 yr she look at him all hot and sweety with a full bladder he looked at her with is shower cap on hoping she would piss like a horse You fcuking nutcase. Do you really bother with a shower cap with that polished pate of yours?
July 26, 201214 yr You fcuking nutcase. Do you really bother with a shower cap with that polished pate of yours? You have spoiled it now Bolty..............
July 26, 201214 yr Many imitate but as is usually the case...........................there's no substitute for the real thing!
July 26, 201214 yr You have spoiled it now Bolty.............. Sorry pal. I still have visions of him grinning like a Cheshire cat in the Brass Cat. Standing in the shade of two pairs of massive mammaries trying to touch em with the top of his yed. Can't remember the exact conversation when the lasses went off to the toilet but it was along the lines of 'never mind the tits, imagine how big their bladders might be...............' Should probably change his moniker to Little Whizz.
July 26, 201214 yr she look at him all hot and sweety with a full bladder he looked at her with is shower cap on hoping she would piss like a horse That is Haiku in it's purest form. The man is nowt but a genius. Top that everyone!
July 26, 201214 yr She looked longingly into his eyes as they peeked over the Boots counter. His dolcet ones gently caressing her ears. "ave yer got any of doze dire-et-tics that make u piz like an elyfunt?" Edited July 26, 201214 yr by pato
July 26, 201214 yr His wife nipped to ASDA as the cuabords were bear. The naubour nipped round, asking to borrow some mayonaise for her kids buttys. He obliged, and shot his man fat in her hair as she piped him off.
July 26, 201214 yr as she sat on the bed combing her big ginger chooper he could see she was wetter then is mums mop he started off nice and slow but picked up the pace starting to bang her like a big base drum he felt is man fat on the way so he fliped her over like a burger and smashed her back doors in in one swift move
July 26, 201214 yr Author He splattered his nut juice all over her Gary Glitter and whipped her cheeks with his Robert Runcie, filling her with the joy of a harpooned seal wanting more..
"I gently ran my hands down her front until I found the smoothness of her front bottom , she was wetter than a spastics chin"