Who else is in?

Today is day 2 of hangover from Saturday night.

 

Yesterday consisted of crawling out of my pit at 1pm to watch the cricket from the settee. I only left the safety of the settee to have three pisses and make one sandwich all day/night yesterday.

What kind was the sandwich?

What kind was the sandwich?

 

Cheese with Walkers Ridges cheese and onion crisps on it too.

 

Didn't enjoy it.  Bit too cheesy.

Cheese with Walkers Ridges cheese and onion crisps on it too.

 

Didn't enjoy it. Bit too cheesy.

That's a proper cheese fest.

 

May I recommend ham or maybe chicken next time?

That's a proper cheese fest.

 

May I recommend ham or maybe chicken next time?

 

Noted.  I had ham in the fridge too.  Hindsight and all that.

Today is day 2 of hangover from Saturday night.

 

Yesterday consisted of crawling out of my pit at 1pm to watch the cricket from the settee.  I only left the safety of the settee to have three pisses and make one sandwich all day/night yesterday.

 

I thought you had a bird?

 

Surely, it would have been easier to just summon her to perform the kitchen duties?

I thought you had a bird?

 

Surely, it would have been easier to just summon her to perform the kitchen duties?

 

I do.

 

Selfish bitch wouldn't come round and look after me in my time of need.  She's on thin ice ... but I'm letting her cook my tea for me tonight as a way of saying sorry.

A swift kick to the kidneys is called for, Daz.

 

Put your foot down with a firm hand, as they say. Doesn't she know what a fucking catch you are and how very lucky she is to be with you?

A swift kick to the kidneys is called for, Daz.

 

Put your foot down with a firm hand, as they say. Doesn't she know what a fucking catch you are and how very lucky she is to be with you?

 

I remind her of it all the time pal, if for no other reason than to keep chipping away at her confidence and self-worth.

I remind her of it all the time pal, if for no other reason than to keep chipping away at her confidence and self-worth.

 

Quite right, too.

 

Print this off and stick it up in your home:

Edited August 5, 201312 yr by Traf

I am in this camp today!

Boozing at the cricket has hit me for 6

I am in this camp today!

Boozing at the cricket has hit me for 6

 

Howzat?

Only just coming back round from Saturday. 9am until unknown time in the early hours is not cool.

Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts

Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts

Well and truly in. Bladdered at the local music festival. Avoided the reeperbahn but still woke up feeling like death with ripped shorts

Ripped shorts and a sore arse, eh?

Oh fuck, a Helmand hangover. This is the most hungover I've been in a dry country. I look forward to mid afternoon when temperatures top 50 degrees.

I need to sort my life out, I was a disgrace Saturday. Still feeling it.

 

Wounded.

In. Dad's homemade wine. Nice but far too powerful.

I need to sort my life out, I was a disgrace Saturday. Still feeling it.

 

Wounded.

Plum coloured chinos???

Edited August 13, 201312 yr by gonzo

Still on the couch after a 3 nighter culminating in me washing down 2 E's with a whole bottle of jamesons after a wedding in London Town. Fell unconscious circa 6am

 

Missed my lift home, my second lift home got towed away, missed work!

 

In a bad way

Plum coloured chinos???

Candy stripe

Yep, plum chinos, guilty you honour !

In, and then some.

I will be laterer today

In

 

Again

 

Need brew