Who else is in?

Off to my younger brother's 70th birthday party tonight at a social club.

 

Good lord.

 

I'm gonna start a fucking riot.

 

sounds a good night

No sign of Gonzo yet

 

Give him another hour then I will call the police

Off to a 70th birthday Lemon party tonight at a social club.

 

Good lord.

 

I'm gonna start a fucking riot.

Shall I?

It would be rude not to Spider

Edited June 9, 201313 yr by superjohnmcginlay

Jesus Christ

 

5am finish...

 

Kicked off with an opinionated Blackpool chap,got caught ogling my ex gaffers 17 year old daughter,did some crazy legs to mc hammer,told the bar lady she looked like a frog,reffered to a gay couple in conversation as faggots in front of my brothers mrs who has a gay son,pestered the wife when we got in for sexual activity then went mr floppy on her aswell as dizzy after far too much bugle,and ended up falling asleep with my head in the laptop and spilling a bottle of blue wkd all over myself (was the only thing left in the cupboard)

 

What a smashing night.

 

The question is do I get back on it??

Double penetration

Edited June 9, 201313 yr by gonzo

Jesus Christ

 

5am finish...

 

Kicked off with an opinionated Blackpool chap,got caught ogling my ex gaffers 17 year old daughter,did some crazy legs to mc hammer,told the bar lady she looked like a frog,reffered to a gay couple in conversation as faggots in front of my brothers mrs who has a gay son,pestered the wife when we got in for sexual activity then went mr floppy on her aswell as dizzy after far too much bugle,and ended up falling asleep with my head in the laptop and spilling a bottle of blue wkd all over myself (was the only thing left in the cupboard)

 

What a smashing night.

 

The question is do I get back on it??

Good lad. The question shouldn't need answering. Yes.

Dark times.

 

Shaking like a shitting dog.

In. I'm getting too old for 3 days on the trot.

Edited June 10, 201313 yr by Big City Girl

In. I'm getting too old for 3 days on the trot.

we drove past Sams yesterday, it was rammers outside with some disco going. As I pulled up at the lights we just looked at one another and shook our heads. There was a time I'd have been in and amongst.

 

Spent yesterday in, but fresh as a daisy today.

3 nights out on the bounce for me over the weekend.

 

Today's going to be a long day.

we drove past Sams yesterday, it was rammers outside with some disco going. As I pulled up at the lights we just looked at one another and shook our heads. There was a time I'd have been in and amongst.

 

Hot days in Horwich bring all the dickheads out, some places are best avoided.

I'll be checking in this time next week. Might need to get myself one of these on order.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4377203/I-have-225-hangover-drip-every-month-so-I-can-keep-on-partying.html

 

The drip, not the blonde.

 

 

Hot days in Horwich bring all the dickheads out, some places are best avoided.

Ooh we've changed

Hot days in the UK bring all the dickheads out.

 

EFA

This fuckers here for the long haul.

 

 

I'll be checking in this time next week. Might need to get myself one of these on order.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4377203/I-have-225-hangover-drip-every-month-so-I-can-keep-on-partying.html

 

The drip, not the blonde.

As predicted. Very grim. Worst 2-3 hours of my life flying home last night.

Long week ahead.

I dream of having a solid shit

I dream of having a solid shit

 

Benidorm blues mate??

 

 

Benidorm blues mate??

 

Dying mate, got back home around midnight and not been off the bog since, a 27 hour session with smiffs then 3 hours sleep then bobcat showing up with RB and getting on another 17 hour session was not the best idea, neither was my plan not to drink yesterday that went tits up at 11am onwards

It's going to be long hard couple of days pal...

 

Get on the fluids and eat meat,loads of fuckin meat.

I'm still rough from a heavy wkend

 

It's days like this I'm glad I work from home and can snooze it off!

It's going to be long hard couple of days pal...

 

Get on the fluids and eat meat,loads of fuckin meat.

fuck that, i weighed myself before I went over and again this morning, I am now 7 kilograms heavier

EFA

 

Que?