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Nipped out for a couple at 4pm, home at 4am.

In.

 

Nipped out for a couple at 4pm, home at 4am.

 

Unwritten rules

18.42

14.49 for Spongebob

Feeling like death....in charge of the penalty box at the ice hockey later as well. Grim

Feeling like death....in charge of the penalty box at the ice hockey later as well. Grim

What does that mean

Week 1 of a fortnight off drinking complete. Feels great to wake up and realise Ive not plastered Facebook with offensive remarks this morning.

Ffs

In.

 

Again.

 

Who stole Sunday morning?

 

Guinness wine lager vodka and home shit cocktail...lord knows what my shit will be like in a bit.

Thought so. I take it a lunch time sup is off

Week 1 of a fortnight off drinking complete. Feels great to wake up and realise Ive not plastered Facebook with offensive remarks this morning.

Snap.

 

After the ridiculousness of last weekend...time for a break till the 14th.

In

Lets have a sweepstake on when spaznob is up and fit enough to sign in

 

I'm going 1:15pm

Wahey. 15 mins off

Thought so. I take it a lunch time sup is off

Tea time maybe

 

Hers still in a state of dribbling unconious concern.

 

I have at least managed to use the microwave. Good on me.

 

I think that's about the limit of my talents today so yes, a few may help.

In

With tomskis jizz in his bottom

In and in work. Was initially doubting the alcohol content of 'trifle shots' but I can vouch for it today I reckon.

Tea time maybe

 

Hers still in a state of dribbling unconious concern.

 

I have at least managed to use the microwave. Good on me.

 

I think that's about the limit of my talents today so yes, a few may help.

tea timer then

Fresh today. Feel like I unleashed a load or something like that!

tea timer then

We've just had a massive breakfast with proper bacon and sausage, and neither of us are dressed.

 

The tea timer is looking doubtful

We've just had a massive breakfast with proper bacon and sausage, and neither of us are dressed.

 

The tea timer is looking doubtful

 

Did you throw the breakfast items at one another?

 

I've got some mulled wine ont thob after a day tidying shit anyway so screw you two

Did you throw the breakfast items at one another?

 

I've got some mulled wine ont thob after a day tidying shit anyway so screw you two

Truth be known I have to pick my car up at some point so although Sunday club would have been good there would have been fucks chance of getting to work in the morning

 

Anyway.

 

How many if you were too pissed to stand up let alone get wood yet still asked for pokey wets, but got a mard lip when told it would be a miracle of biblical proportions if I could perform so replied "fuck off then - I'll have a wank over some 18 year instead"

 

She just looks at me with contempt

In

 

I've not even had the strenght to put up my outside crimbo lights

 

I feel like Bogden............ fucking shit

In

 

I've not even had the strenght to put up my outside crimbo lights

 

I feel like Bogden............ fucking shit

 

I bet everyone else on Johnny Fow is thinking you've let them down

I bet everyone else on Johnny Fow is thinking you've let them down

Fuck off Krankie

 

My neighbour say's it isn't crimbo until my lights go up