Who else is in?

Fuck off Krankie

 

My neighbour say's it isn't crimbo until my lights go up

Drove past one yesterday and the bloke was putting them all up.

 

Favoured a peados grotto

Back on it since 5, hoegaarden's going down too well.

In fucking leathered

Truth be known I have to pick my car up at some point so although Sunday club would have been good there would have been fucks chance of getting to work in the morning

 

Anyway.

 

How many if you were too pissed to stand up let alone get wood yet still asked for pokey wets, but got a mard lip when told it would be a miracle of biblical proportions if I could perform so replied "fuck off then - I'll have a wank over some 18 year instead"

 

She just looks at me with contempt

I just shook my head and closed the spare room door behind him

We've just had a massive breakfast with proper bacon and sausage

I hope it was Halal.

Was it fuck

Wrecked. I need sleep.

I'm still rough today, it takes me 2-3 days to recover

I'm still rough today, it takes me 2-3 days to recover

It's your age

i'll nominate Leigh White. At 8am,his ale breath was stronger than my Howitzer style blow torch 

i'll nominate Leigh White. At 8am,his ale breath was stronger than my Howitzer style blow torch 

A very heavy weekend on the pop is to blame.

A very heavy weekend on the pop is to blame.

 

get today's tip off your younger better looking sister spent on a hair of the dog

 

what makes you bad,makes you better 

get today's tip off your younger better looking sister spent on a hair of the dog

 

what makes you bad,makes you better 

Already done it.

Already done it.

 

 

good man,same here

Jesus Christ

 

I'm checking in now

In

 

Here and the doghouse

oh my fucking god

 

HELP

 

first time ever late for work

 

i feel ashamed

oh my fucking god

 

HELP

 

first time ever late for work

 

i feel ashamed

 

To be fair the odds have been shortening for quite a while haven't they.

In, well in ish....

 

Just warming up for tomorrow....

 

Be well and truely in....

 

And Iam scared to think of where I will be on Monday.....

im still pissed

 

stumbling

 

my head hhurts

In, but not from drink or drugs.

In, but not from drink or drugs.

Due to a vigorous bumming?

Not in

Only had 4 pints last night while out currying

Any more and I would've exploded

Not in

Only had 4 pints last night while out currying

Any more and I would've exploded

India gate?