Been away for a while, separating from the missus puts football into perspective for a while, so how are the fine folk of WW been getting on? Has Spider's bowls cleared up, has NB been elected to PM for having the most balanced views around here, is little Whitt still urinating on people and is Bolty still banging on about the weather?

The revolution happened. We all took up yoghurt knitting. We agreed on everything and we have all adopted a Pakistani one armed lesbian asylum seeker.

 

We also all sport 'I love Amir Khan' tattoos as well.

Hold up, rewind. Did you casually mention you've split up?

 

You've not got with her mother, have you?

 

 

Oh, and thank you, but I'm a flat dick remember, what do I know.

Edited October 15, 201213 yr by no balls

I knew if I fucked off for a while, you'd all start seeing sense.

 

Yes, years of repressed urges finally came out. It's shameful, but I'm thinking about selling the story to Take A Break to make a bob or two.

I knew if I fucked off for a while, you'd all start seeing sense.

 

Yes, years of repressed urges finally came out. It's shameful, but I'm thinking about selling the story to Take A Break to make a bob or two.

 

Kyle pays more than the women's mags.

I knew if I fucked off for a while, you'd all start seeing sense.

 

Yes, years of repressed urges finally came out. It's shameful, but I'm thinking about selling the story to Take A Break to make a bob or two.

 

If you pop to The Cumberland Hotel at Marble Arch, room 0117 probably still smells like Ground Zero.

 

I'm no better, really.

 

This ex-missus of yours, HBA, well...you know.

Edited October 15, 201213 yr by Spider

I knew if I fucked off for a while, you'd all start seeing sense.

 

Yes, years of repressed urges finally came out. It's shameful, but I'm thinking about selling the story to Take A Break to make a bob or two.

 

Especially since she had the sex change too. Fair play to you.

 

We have missed you, you cardigan wearing, ice cream selling socialist breeder.

Hang on

 

It's a wind up

 

Crawley seperated? No, it's Owen. You're Owen Coyle aren't you?

Crawley

 

Nobody sane likes a mix of nuts and ice cream; no wonder she bolted

 

Ah, you always have your constant in us.....and BWFC being shite

 

Get to Peterborough, make yourself known and a pint is yours squire....

Get some shagging and supping done lad.

 

 

 

 

 

Get to Peterborough, make yourself known and a pint is yours squire....

 

I'm Crawley.

 

I didn't realise I had ever even mentioned the weather?

 

My kids, Gayle, Raine and Sunny say that's bullshit.

Well it's more Tottenham than Crawley at the moment, feck me its full oddballs, makes Horwich look normal. Decent Turkish restaurants though.

 

 

 

 

was it the pissed up overnighter in manchester that did it?

You should have asked the nurse to pop another couple of stitches in.

 

Anyway, onwards and upwards!!

 

If you play it right you could rattle at least 10 by Christmas.

 

Well it's more Tottenham than Crawley at the moment, feck me its full oddballs, makes Horwich look normal. Decent Turkish restaurants though.

 

Always said you were an inconsiderate fucker. A revolutionary like you should have moved to Tooting.

 

You chardonnay fucking socialist.

Aye onwards and upwards, no point looking back. Tell you want divorce with kids is a bloody expensive business, so Bolty, no more champagne socialism, I'm actually living the workers dream!!

 

I couldn't afford Tooting.

 

If you play it right you could rattle at least 10 by Christmas.

 

 

indeed, and at least half of them could be birds as well

Aye onwards and upwards, no point looking back. Tell you want divorce with kids is a bloody expensive business, so Bolty, no more champagne socialism, I'm actually living the workers dream!!

 

I couldn't afford Tooting.

 

Fucking hell. From childbirth to divorce in weeks.

 

Go on, you've fucked her sister havn't you?

 

 

I'm Crawley.

You can certainly have a pint if I see you at Peterborough

Dazbobpar came out of the closet admitting his preference for all things chocolate at bedtime

Aye onwards and upwards, no point looking back. Tell you want divorce with kids is a bloody expensive business, so Bolty, no more champagne socialism, I'm actually living the workers dream!!

 

I couldn't afford Tooting.

 

On a more serious note mate - hope you're OK. Relationship breakdowns can mess with your head.

 

 

On a more serious note mate - hope you're OK. Relationship breakdowns can mess with your head.

 

First gonzo goes sensible. Now this! Going to the dogs this board

I didn't realise I had ever even mentioned the weather?

 

My kids, Gayle, Raine and Sunny say that's bullshit.

 

One presumes the first two were born in Bolton and the third is Perth.

One presumes the first two were born in Bolton and the third is Perth.

 

An old one mate which is Breightmet based. Some may remember CCM Motorcycles where I worked on productionising their gearboxes for a while.

 

The owner, Alan, had his wife, daughter and son working there. They took on a new design engineer from East London and, on the day he arrived, he was introduced to the design team plus the family. When introducing his family, he said "This is my wife Gayle, my daughter Raine and my son............." at which point, the cockney geezer piped up "Fack me, don't tell me e's called Sunny!"

 

He didn't last too long