I've tried finishing my relationship with the lady i've been seeing for the last few weeks but she just won't accept it.

 

i told her nicely over a meal that it wasn't working for me and she seemed fine.... 4 hours later I got a text planning the next day

 

Next day I was a bit more brutal and she seemed to accept it with a few tears and a hug goodbye... same again to which I told her on the phone that there was no *us*

 

Then came the incessant texts... first loving then hating

 

so I called her and thought I'd sorted it

 

Then came more... so I blocked her number

 

Then came random calls from different numbers

 

so I went to see her and she fuckin offered me money... fuckin money

 

jesus this lass needs help

 

Last straw was when in local earlier and barman told me that a woman had been asking about me

 

 

What the fuck do I do? (police not an option)

 

I could shit through her letterbox before you suggest it but that would be a come on for her

Tell her you're HIV

Tell her you're HIV

 

What if she replies,"Not to worry sweety, I have been for years xxx."

be ready though for the aftermath, your name will be spread about like shit, how you are a wife beater, you were never there for them, never supported them, a proper shit partner etc

And then she'll fuck your mates....

And then she'll fuck your mates....

 

 

that is fuckin nailed on, I try to forget about these things. Thanks for the reminder

nobody here knows me so don't give a fuck. not heard anything today ... i was vicious on phone last night. not really in my nature but it had to be done

Who'd have thunk this would end so acrimoniously, especially after such a romantic start..?

When you first posted about her you said she was mental so why didn't you knock it on the head then?

I like men, well most but I really think too many men think with their cocks far too much.

And for the record, there's as many mental blokes as there are women out there.

 

When you first posted about her you said she was mental so why didn't you knock it on the head then?

I like men, well most but I really think too many men think with their cocks far too much.

And for the record, there's as many mental blokes as there are women out there.

 

any port in a storm.. had been a long time.

any port in a storm.. had been a long time.

 

More like the Cape of Good Hope than a port.

She's had her last chance now.

 

Next time, bury her under the Caravan Jazza.

Can you not just tell her to fuck off?

Can you not just tell her to fuck off?

It does all sound a bit odd to me too.

thought it was too good to be true. just got "hi.. how are you sweety x" as if nothing had happened. fuckin freak.

She's had her last chance now.

 

Next time, bury her under the Caravan Jazza.

 

for the last fuckin time... i don't live in a fuckin caravan. i live in a house.

On wheels?

for the last fuckin time... i live in a fuckin caravan. next to a house.

for the last fuckin time... i don't live in a fuckin caravan. i live in a house.

 

to easy Jazza

Altogether now........

 

The wheels on your house go round and round......

 

i didnt know you live in a caravan jazza, why dont you bring it down on match day and leave it in whits garden instead of booking a hotel?

It could be you next.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2197485/Scorned-woman-chops-cheating-boyfriends-penis-flushes-toilet.html

 

Jazza just get a new SIM card.

 

If she doesn't know where you live, and she hasn't got your number then she will struggle to get hold of you.

 

That is until she stalks your every move and then kidnapps you when you least expect it/are most pissed and you wake up chained to a table.

 

You'll at least have a bit of peace until then though

Jazza just get a new SIM card.

 

If she doesn't know where you live, and she hasn't got your number then she will struggle to get hold of you.

 

Exactly. It's not rocket science is it?

Jazza just get a new SIM card.

 

If she doesn't know where you live, and she hasn't got your number then she will struggle to get hold of you.

 

That is until she stalks your every move and then kidnapps you when you least expect it/are most pissed and you wake up chained to a table.

 

You'll at least have a bit of peace until then though

 

Or she signs up to WW and follows you on here.