I've tried finishing my relationship with the lady i've been seeing for the last few weeks but she just won't accept it.

 

i told her nicely over a meal that it wasn't working for me and she seemed fine.... 4 hours later I got a text planning the next day

 

Next day I was a bit more brutal and she seemed to accept it with a few tears and a hug goodbye... same again to which I told her on the phone that there was no *us*

 

Then came the incessant texts... first loving then hating

 

so I called her and thought I'd sorted it

 

Then came more... so I blocked her number

 

Then came random calls from different numbers

 

so I went to see her and she fuckin offered me money... fuckin money

 

jesus this lass needs help

 

Last straw was when in local earlier and barman told me that a woman had been asking about me

 

 

What the fuck do I do? (police not an option)

 

I could shit through her letterbox before you suggest it but that would be a come on for her

80 quid for a 30 yard taxi fair?

 

no it was. 30 yards. to train station and she wouldn't go without a taxi hence we missed train causing a charge of 80 quid (beaten down from 130) to take us where we were going.

Kick her in the cunt.

kill her

Kick her in the cunt.

 

next plan of action... killing her is a bit extreme .. I actually quite like her.. just not as gf

Why's police not an option thought stalking was illegal

 

 

Why's police not an option thought stalking was illegal

 

It is up there

 

 

It is up there

 

And down here now

I've tried finishing my relationship with the lady i've been seeing for the last few weeks but she just won't accept it.

 

i told her nicely over a meal that it wasn't working for me and she seemed fine.... 4 hours later I got a text planning the next day

 

Next day I was a bit more brutal and she seemed to accept it with a few tears and a hug goodbye... same again to which I told her on the phone that there was no *us*

 

Then came the incessant texts... first loving then hating

 

so I called her and thought I'd sorted it

 

Then came more... so I blocked her number

 

Then came random calls from different numbers

 

so I went to see her and she fuckin offered me money... fuckin money

 

jesus this lass needs help

 

Last straw was when in local earlier and barman told me that a woman had been asking about me

 

 

What the fuck do I do? (police not an option)

 

I could shit through her letterbox before you suggest it but that would be a come on for her

with out reading no more I WILL BE UP MONDAY to sort it you pussy

how the fuck can a nomale man

 

not just twat a bird " tel her she is a no good slag"

 

and go home to is mums sunday dinner with is peate sucliff hammer

how the fuck can a nomale man

 

not just twat a bird " tel her she is a no good slag"

 

and go home to is mums sunday dinner with is peate sucliff hammer

 

I honestly havent got a clue.

Sounds scary. A lad I worked with in the 80's had the same issue, it ended up quite nasty and he upped and left the country.

that story needs expanding on, to leave the fucking country?

Total pyscho! he kept going back to her though, on one of the occasions he left her she got hold of his diary with all the companys directors home phone numbers, she kept ringing them at 3 am. Then he went back to her and she would kick off til all hours and he fell asleep at work and got sacked.

 

Eventually after she had bled him dry his house was repossessed and she stabbed him for good measure, he had run up so much debt he just left. she was just scary and had a 20 year old daughter who was just as bad.

Sounds scary. A lad I worked with in the 80's had the same issue, it ended up quite nasty and he upped and left the country.

 

A bloke I knew of had to leg it to Yemen to get away from his ex-missus.

how the fuck can a nomale man

 

not just twat a bird " tel her she is a no good slag"

 

and go home to is mums sunday dinner with is peate sucliff hammer

how the fuck can a normal man not just twat a bird? [he should] Tell her she's a no good slag and then go home to his mum'for s sunday dinner with is pete sutcliffe hammer.

jazza ive probley killed more birds than you have fucked in my dinner hour

 

1 do you need to get rid of her or the body

 

2 do you want to fuck her mum

 

3 do you want to fuck her daughter

 

4 do you want to do 2 AND 3 AND THEN 1

A bloke I knew of had to leg it to Yemen to get away from his ex-missus.

 

expand, these stories are good.

Casino can vouch for me getting a glass in my face off an ex in the Balmoral, the same one barged past my son, he was 17 at the time in my house when i was down the pub, took all the bedding she had bought me and ripped up our holiday photo's. Apart from a stalker i once had in the 70s, i think i have got away with it pretty well compared to some stories on here.

Another random text now ""xx SWEATY miss u x phone x"

 

Wonder who that was from

 

Corrected

just had another text (obviously from her because of the typos and x at end of every second word) saying it was her ex boyfriend going to fuck me over... i'm actually worried because he turned out to be gay.

 

I'm going to phone her again now and tell her to get a fuckin grip.

http://youtu.be/aRmu4k8zo5Q Play this down the phone to her jazza.

Edited to save my inbox

Edited December 2, 201213 yr by Breightmet Boy

Show her the thread on here about her, she will leave you alone then.

A bloke I knew of had to leg it to Yemen to get away from his ex-missus.

 

 

Ha ha ha.......OH...MY...GOD!