It's on it's way apparently

I thought parents put their kids in taxis, with a packet of crisps for breakfast nowadays.

 

Try getting a taxi at 8:30 to 9am, it's murder, because of the the lazy, feckless women dropping their kids off. Twice a day they have to interrupt their 'Tricia' or 'Jeremy Kyle' and they can't even be arsed to:

 

A. Get dressed properly (Uggs/Slippers and Pyjamas with a coat over the top).

B. Walk - instead they get taxis these days.

Theres a fuck load of seagulls up at the offices here at middlebrook. The world is about to end....

 

but I'm still in work

bolton to horwich in 10 minutes, whats all the fuckin fuss?

bolton to horwich in 10 minutes, whats all the fuckin fuss?

 

That for your Everton tickets?

That for your Everton tickets?

 

no pick my lad up, school rang and shut at 1pm, soft fuckers, kids had to be collected too health and safety my arse

Edited January 18, 201313 yr by anewman

Was off today, mum brought me home some sausage rolls from pound bakery ::, were alreet. warm to reduce the cold, even though heating is on full whack a doodle.

Edited January 18, 201313 yr by Didledee

Dids, you're a lucky lad. Your mum's good to you.

Dids, you're a lucky lad. Your mum's good to you.

 

She only went in town to get away from my dad to be some one hitting on her in the shop. #threwup

Edited January 18, 201313 yr by Didledee

She only went in town to get away from some my dad to be one hitting on her in the shop. #threwup

 

 

I hope you added something extra to his sausage barm.

Is your mum single then? There's plenty of lads in here'd be interested potential suitors

nah but you never know, I have 6 dads already, another one won't be too bad I guess, this new one apparently get's Helen Flanagan flirting with him at the gym so I see good advantages

 

#pimpingmymum,whathaveIbecome

Edited January 18, 201313 yr by Didledee

nah but you never know, I have 6 dads already, another one won't be too bad I guess, this new one apparently get's Helen Flanagan flirting with him at the gym so I see good advantages

 

#pimpingmymum,whathaveIbecome

 

how old is your mum?

nah but you never know, I have 6 dads already, another one won't be too bad I guess, this new one apparently get's Helen Flanagan flirting with him at the gym so I see good advantages

 

#pimpingmymum,whathaveIbecome

 

Dids, you're on top form today.

Get her on here. That'll stop the bullies.

Nowt in central Manchester. Still walked the mrs to work like the hero that I am. (3 minute walk)

That's a brisk pace to get from yours to Sandy's.....

 

 

Is this what happens when snow stops builders building?

just got back home, hardly any snow down in Bedforshire - from Stoke to Leicester was where the bad weather was.

 

Dids, you need to be posting a picture of her on here, so any potential suitors can have a butchers....otherwise Carlos will have her all to himself.

no way #postingpicsstrokingdicks

I'll get one next time I'm in there.

no way #postingpicsstrokingdicks

 

you've got a photo of your mum doing that???

you've got a photo of your mum doing that???

 

yes, but it'll be his so it's OK - they're apparently that sort of family

Just started to come down in Leeds. Off to see Mrs fbat in Bolton tomorrow for the weekend. Me thinks M62 will be fun and games ;-)

Dids,out of interest and am surprised no-one has asked re your mum...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HBAHT .........................Don't cry son

If the road have been gritted it's either the wrong sort of grit or there's not enough folk on the road to do the chemistry bit. Either way, I'm glad I'm home now and won't be going back out till tomorrow sometime.

Glad your home NB, all warm and safe, get the Vimto out.

Edited January 18, 201313 yr by Mr Magoo

Glad your home NB, all warm and safe, get the Vimto out.

if I didn't know better, I'd think you were being sarcastic

It's a French red number tonight because I'm worth it