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Telephone Interviews

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WTF are them all about? Got one on monday.

They'll not know what a scarecrow you are. You can do it in your old Y fronts :D

Breathe heavily and grunt

 

You'll be reet

They are torture but they are just listening out for key words half the time.

 

Also that you can speak the Queens.

Write as much down about the subject matter before Monday and keep it at the side of the phone, highlight key words and phrases and work out how to get them in at the right time, and sound confident, try not to "umm" and "err"

They are actually fcuking awful

I hate being on the phone. I'd rather text my friends or go round. I've never been one for gassing on the phone to my mates. I need to see who I'm talking to. Although I suppose these days you can on some phones.

 

Good luck anyway Larry.

I love facetime! :D

I love facetime! :D

 

Is that what facetime is? Video calling? I thought it was something like MSN on the computer.

Is that what facetime is? Video calling? I thought it was something like MSN on the computer.

 

It is indeed, apple wankers' skype :D

Treat it the same as you would a f2f interview

 

Simple

 

Simple

 

Indeed he is

Just a way of filtering 20 down to 5 for a face to face

 

Usually 10-20 minute job

 

Standard fare, go through previous employment, skills and why you would be good for the role etc

Sit there with porn on the telly in the background.

Sit there with porn on the telly in the background.

fill your house with screaming children and every two minutes or so scream "shut the fuck up, im on the fucking phone! "

 

you will give a great impression.

Sit there with porn on the telly in the background.

fill your house with screaming children and every two minutes or so scream "shut the fuck up, im on the fucking phone! "

 

you will give a great impression.

double post iphone wanker

I hate being on the phone. I'd rather text my friends or go round. I've never been one for gassing on the phone to my mates. I need to see who I'm talking to. Although I suppose these days you can on some phones.

 

Good luck anyway Larry.

 

That's me as well, I do everything on my phone except speak to people, I'd be interested to see how many minutes I've ever used, it wouldn't be that many

 

Plus phone calls / interviews can be so deceptive - "fit on the phone, add 2 stone"

 

 

That's me as well, I do everything on my phone except speak to people, I'd be interested to see how many minutes I've ever used, it wouldn't be that many

 

Plus phone calls / interviews can be so deceptive - "fit on the phone, add 2 stone"

That's because you sound like a cunt

That's me as well, I do everything on my phone except speak to people, I'd be interested to see how many minutes I've ever used, it wouldn't be that many

 

Plus phone calls / interviews can be so deceptive - "fit on the phone, add 2 stone"

 

 

If it's an iphone you can see how long you've used it for calls.

 

18 days and 2 hours personally.

best way... don't see it as an interview, just ringing to ask about the job :)

Went to a tribunal in Wiggin on Thursday, i failed, but hung about to see an old bloke behind me who could barely walk to see how he went on, he failed at 62. He looked liked death warmed up, but because he could walk unaided those 10 metres to his chair, he was deemed fit to work. Poor irish bloke, i bet he grafted for this country in all weathers with the state of him.

Thing is, it's the ones conning the system spoiling it for the ones who are really fucked.

 

When you see the ones on incapacity who then get filmed at a club or gym you've got to be wondering if their tribunal panel consisted of Stevie Wonder and David blunkett.

 

 

 

If it's an iphone you can see how long you've used it for calls.

 

18 days and 2 hours personally.

 

18 hours and 19 minutes in something like 38 months which works out at 29 minutes a month

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