Whilst googling a porn site, to send a link for a pal, saw a story about Pornhub having an advert rejected for the superbowl.

 

In the article I saw 30 second adverts cost 3.5million dollars a 30 second advert, fookin hell,

 

heres the ad,

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHPLZc2fKuI&feature=player_embedded

What time on Wednesday does it finish?

 

When they've all finished eating the hotdogs and whooping & hollering.

This is the only live game I watch all season. The delays are interminable. You can download them the day after off Pirate Bay, easy to avoid the results and the whole shebang, minus delays, fits into less than two hours.

Bunch of bellends stood around squirting Gatorade into their helmets, fall asleep, then wake up to witness the team who were apparently losing all the game whooping it up and sticking their faces down the camera (having won).

 

Every 'SuperBowl Sunday' since 1985 - Shite. I'd rather watch some arty-farty film at the Cornerhouse - one with a paradox in it.

Edited February 3, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Dear god, who was that with the hand movements?

I'm fucking bored already and that was just listening to the anthems.

 

Quote jd "just fucking sing the thing instead of droning it out you American twat"

 

Or sommat like that.

Ravens camp for me.

 

One more time Ray

get past the breaks and rules and its the only sport thats better to watch than rugby league and darts.

I'm trying to watch it but as usual am sure I will fall asleep before the ravens win

 

Beyonce was shite IMO in the half time shiw

Game on it's head!!

Class

 

Never fails to dissapoint

Fantastic game. Glad Ray Lewis went out a winner, gutted Joe 'Mr Personality' Flacco won.

Decent game that, though it does still piss me off that AMERICAN Football, open to AMERICAN team, yet the Super Bowl winners are WORLD Champions

Decent game that, though it does still piss me off that AMERICAN Football, open to AMERICAN team, yet the Super Bowl winners are WORLD Champions

 

Even their Live Aid song was called 'We Are The World'

And in other sport news, New Zealand Women thrash Pakistan's Women by seven wickets...

 

More sport to follow, 2pm.

 

Inter-Species Monkey Tennis Males Final.

 

Clyde (Every Which Way But Loose) (4) vs. Kareem Bagh-Ooh-EE (Iranian Space Monkey) (1).

Class

 

Never fails to dissapoint

Bit harsh.

 

I thought it was another cracker.

Bit harsh.

 

I thought it was another cracker.

 

It was a good game, what looked like a blow out must had have the Raverns fans watching those last plays with hands over there eyes

I'd rather watch a bowl o soup

I'd rather watch a bowl o soup

 

Aye, gridiron would be a bit too cerebral for you.

 

 

Aye, gridiron would be a bit too cerebral for you.

 

Shh let folks keep thinking it's just a load of yanks running at each other.

 

There's now 7 long months without any hand egg to watch.

I resorted to watching the combine last year just to get some football, it was oddly compelling viewing.

I think a few minor improvements to American Football are all it needs to stop me from from getting bored within minutes.

 

Instead of stopping for a fortnight every time someone is tackled, get up and start going again. Straight away. No whooping, munching through all-you-can-eat breakfast and advert breaks. Bang, away we go becuase the couple of seconds when the ball is in play isnt half bad you know. I quite likes it.

 

If they then get shut of them daft hats and boby armour, it'd probably be a decent game.

Instead of stopping for a fortnight every time someone is tackled, get up and start going again. Straight away. No whooping, munching through all-you-can-eat breakfast and advert breaks. Bang, away we go becuase the couple of seconds when the ball is in play isnt half bad you know. I quite likes it.

 

 

The new guy who's taken over as head coach at the Philadelphia Eagles tried to get a play off every 13 seconds during his time coaching Oregon in the college game.

Hows about stopping forward passes?

Hows about stopping forward passes?

 

Minnesota?

Minnesota?

 

How good did AP look this year?

I felt a bit of a plonker after writing him off.

Everyone knew he was going to run the ball but they still couldnt stop him.

The new guy who's taken over as head coach at the Philadelphia Eagles tried to get a play off every 13 seconds during his time coaching Oregon in the college game.

 

Kinell!

 

They'd be in danger of breaking into a sweat then