Whi is next?

 

1. Bruce Forsyth

2. John Leslie

3. Timmy Mallet

He's out on bail and out of jail and that's the way it goes.

 

 

Rrrruh!

Your investments may decrease, as well as increase, in value...

 

http://www.dailymail...uit-hammer.html

 

I wonder how many idiots shelled out for 'memorabillia' and now, not even a year on from the sale - totally worthless and only fit for a bommy (or scrap in the case of his jewellery). Surely there's no market for any re-sale? You'd have to question the motivations of anyone who'd buy anything.

Edited May 21, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Your investments may decrease as well as increase in value...

 

http://www.dailymail...uit-hammer.html

 

I wonder how many idiots shelled out for 'memorabillia' and now, not even a year on from the sale - totally worthless and only fit for a bommy (or scrap in the case of his jewellery). Surely there's no market for any re-sale? You'd have to question the motivations of anyone who'd buy anything.

 

Who would have guessed looking at this

 

Those shorts...I wonder how often he popped out 'accidentally' and probably blamed it on the underpant lining being 'perished'...

 

The winning bid for his chair was £8500 - I'll bet the new owner is cock-a-hoop with their purchase. Rumours the secret drawer was filled with johnnybags (and 'unlucky' bags of sweets) have been denied...

 

Edited May 21, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

I reckon if you shone a UV light on that chair you'd be able to see it from space.

Now kids are jaded by nearly everything and not easily scared by conventional stuff, this memorabillia...Well, they could make a sort of Haunted House/Ghost Train type of attraction at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Incorporate the waxwork likenesses of Savile, Glitter, Rolf...erm I'm struggling to think of any others famous enough to have a waxwork - they might have to pad it out with innocent Celebs who favver nonces - Ken Dodd for example...

Len Fairclough as a no-nonsense lifeguard at Sandcastle.

 

"No bombing, dunking or heavy petting ... or I'll be joining you in there!"

Neville Neville, you're bang to rights

Neville Neville, your hand down her tights

Neville Neville, going to do time

Neville Neville, sordid sex crime

Len Fairclough's Ghost as a no-nonsense lifeguard at Sandcastle.

 

"No bombing, dunking or heavy petting ... or I'll be joining you in there!"

 

I've given a thumbs up to that idea - obviously amended as Len a.k.a. actor and 'retired seaman' Peter Mandelson died some time ago.

 

Following on from Whites Man's ditty, I thought he'd got his cock out? Not that he delved into/up her skirt - perhaps that's why she had tights on, to stop his wanderering hands?

Quite ironic, or maybe not, that Saville called his Rolls Royce "The Beast"

 

Someone shelled out 160k on that...ouch.

Cliff Richard.

 

The Young Ones.

I dunno about that - Ade Edmondson has been married to Jennifer Saunders for ages...

 

Maybe 'Mike' though, he never cropped up in anything else, apart from Bottom, and possibly, underage bottom(s).

 

Guilty! Hang him by the neck until he is dead.

I dunno about that - Ade Edmondson has been married to Jennifer Saunders for ages...

 

Maybe 'Mike' though, he never cropped up in anything else, apart from Bottom, and possibly, underage bottom(s).

 

Guilty! Hang him by the neck until he is dead.

Wasn't he Tony Driscoll from only fools as well, Could be a different bloke though.

Never heard of them, more research revealed they were in one episode only (mentioned in others) - you're right though, beast Christopher Ryan ('Mike') portrayed one of them.

 

The research also revealed this was in the Cassandra and Raquel era - that's why folk won't have heard of it (because they were shite - these episodes).

Edited June 4, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Cliff Richard.

 

The Young Ones.

 

Are we saying its him??

 

Fucks sake.

Dave Lee Travis now charged. Always seemed a wrong un.

 

 

Todays Guardian:

 

"Dave Lee Travis has been charged with 11 counts of indecent assault and one of sexual assault against alleged victims aged between 15 and 29.

The former Radio 1 DJ was charged with offences spanning three decades, from 1977 to 2007, and relating to nine alleged victims"

Dave Lee Travis now charged. Always seemed a wrong un.

 

 

Todays Guardian:

 

"Dave Lee Travis has been charged with 11 counts of indecent assault and one of sexual assault against alleged victims aged between 15 and 29.

The former Radio 1 DJ was charged with offences spanning three decades, from 1977 to 2007, and relating to nine alleged victims"

you cant be a nonce if one was 29

 

and 15 he could have just waited a bit