Whi is next?

 

1. Bruce Forsyth

2. John Leslie

3. Timmy Mallet

Speaking of bus wankers, is that conductor from on the buses still alive? Nailed on that dirty get.

Bob Grant (as Jack the conductor) - Three times married, Bob suffered from severe depression in later years. He tried to commit suicide on 3 known occasions. Firstly in 1987 and 1995 before being found dead in 2003 slumped over the wheel of a car filled with exhaust fumes.

 

Bob Grant (as Jack the conductor) - Three times married, Bob suffered from severe depression in later years. He tried to commit suicide on 3 known occasions. Firstly in 1987 and 1995 before being found dead in 2003 slumped over the wheel of a car filled with exhaust fumes.

 

 

 

 

that's not fare

Reg Holdsworth

Christopher Biggins

 

Allegedly.

Alan Green and Chris Moyles MMW

Alan Green and Chris Moyles MMW

2 very good calls

David Jason

I remember when he was on the radio in the afternoon in a workplace years ago (Moyles). Anyhow, he had an (then) unnatural obsession with Billie Piper, who was only about 16 at the time. He definitely had her marked down for grooming, that's until fellow noncer Chris Evans swiped her into his clutches...

 

 

Edit: Evans groomed her with a gift of a Ferrari IIRC - a bit of a step up from a bottle of Peach 20/20 and 10 L&B, but still a reprehensible act worthy of stoning.

Edited May 1, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Reg Holdsworth

Christopher Biggins

 

Allegedly.

 

You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one you get one free!

 

 

All the Bay city rollers,Mud and the Rubettes

Showaddywaddy (As seen at Blightys)

Noncepool?

 

Is that the capital of Merseyside?

Or is it on the Fylde?

Edited May 1, 201313 yr by Traf

Wizard...

So here it is merry ......

Dick Emery

Bernie Winters

Alec Gilroy

Eamonn Holmes

Gordon Burns

 

I met Gordon Burns last week. Nice chap. Didn't look like a kiddy fiddler. Mind you, you never know.

Those that possibly cheated the Nonce hangman* (if we still hung nonces, or indeed ever did)...

 

Sid James.

Bernard Bresslaw.

Catweazle (the telly Wizard one, and the Wrestler one too, probably.)

 

* Hanger of Nonces, not one himself.

 

According to most accounts Sid James would have shagged a barber's floor. No wonder he had that dirty laugh.

Why's Jonathan Ross recently decided to appropriate James's laugh for himself as well? Nonce or not it smacks of plaigarism, if James was a Nonce what does that make Ross?

 

Doesn't Ross love all things Japanese as well?

 

I'm going to finger Jonathan Ross, how old is his wife? Isn't she considerably younger than him?

 

Yep, I reckon' he's another of the BBC 'untouchables' - hang him.

Amir Khan

The Krankees (both of them)

Bernie Clifton

Duncan Norvelle

All of the Grumbleweeds

Bernie Clifton.

Bernie Winters.

Bernie Slaven*.

Bernie Nolan.

Bernie (Sesame Street, well, his operator/puppeteer).

Bernie Ecclestone

 

and, erm...

 

Bernie Hill (a.k.a.The Fastest Milkman)

 

I rest my case your Honours.

 

 

* Exhibit A. (below).

 

Edited May 2, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

matthew Kelly, jimmy tarbuck and ed stewpot stewart, possibly the krankies

David Jason

 

Nailed on

The Wiggles

why hasn't this bloke been lifted yet. been sleeping with a schoolboy for years.

Dave Hill from Slade. It can only be a matter of time.

Dave Hill from Slade. It can only be a matter of time.

 

Im pretty sure it was you Whites Man that pointed it out first....

 

But I wonder if Pete Townsend has finished his dissertation on child porn yet?