DazBob Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 'Kinell. It really is Z list innit?! I genuinely have no idea who the vast majority of them are. 21 (Girlband) Aiden Grimshaw Abigail Stroud-Mort (Miss UK) Bianca Gascoigne Bradley Johnson Carolynne Poole Carley (The Valleys) Cashtastic Chelsee Healey Chip Christopher Moloney Chucky Venn Concept Connor Harris Craig Philips District 3 Darryl Privett Dappy Duncan Bannatyne Eastenders Ebony Day Fabrice Muamba Francesca MacDuff Varley Frankie Cocozza Fugative Jake Quickenden Geordie Shore - boys George Sampson Jack Maynard Jack McMullen Jade Ellis James Lock Jenna (The Valleys) Jethro Sheeran Joe McElderry Joseph Whelan Kevin Paul (Celebrity Tattooist) Lateysha (The Valleys) Lil Chris Loveable Rogues Luke Towler Mark Wright Mazzi Mazz Natalie (The Valleys) Nicole (The Valleys) MoMo (bigbro) Naveed Chaudry Patrick Monahan Reconnected Reece Douglas Ricky Rayment Rio Ronan Parke Sam Callahan Scarlet Street Tinchy Stryder Quote
Sweep Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Kevin Paul (Celebrity Tattooist) Is there really such a thing? Also, what is "The Valleys" there seems to be a lot of them people there Are you taking your autograph book NB? Quote
no balls Posted May 17, 2013 Author Posted May 17, 2013 I'm getting the tattooist to the stars to ink the stars' autographs on my personage. This is not going to be an enjoyable day for me Quote
gonzo Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 CHIP IS HE HALF OF CHIP & DALE No it's him off Catchphrase. Quote
DazBob Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Also, what is "The Valleys" there seems to be a lot of them people there Isn't it another of those pointless scripted 'documentary' type shows? Anyway, I recognise that Chelsee Healey. She's the sort you could easily take home and do after 10 pints having been mesmerised by her extremely impressive norks. .... but then in the morning you'd wake up and be confronted with this beast. ... and then probably do it again because, well, you might as well. Quote
enzo gambaro Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 Is there really such a thing? Also, what is "The Valleys" there seems to be a lot of them people there Dunno, but it must be especially wank if they warrant clarification in brackets ahead of the rest. Quote
Naytch Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 As long as someone fucking shatter Frankie Cocozza's legs, pisses on him and sets him on fire then the event will be a success. What a list of useless celebs that is, I have heard of about 10 of them. Quote
Gumbo Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 'fortunate' to be on the pitch today surrounded by the blue lines that have royally ruined the pitch. Not as ruined as most of those 'who???' will be playing tomorrow. Turned down tickets to build a hole at my new gaf! Quite a few were arriving at the hotel tonight including Bianca Gazza! She has pleaded poverty and is staying for free! Enjoy if your going but its not for me! Quote
oggybwfc Posted May 19, 2013 Posted May 19, 2013 As long as someone fucking shatter Frankie Cocozza's legs, pisses on him and sets him on fire then the event will be a success. What a list of useless celebs that is, I have heard of about 10 of them. !0? Quote
derek smalls Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Anybody actually go to this? Sadly I went and freezed me nads off. Lasted until the semi finals and told the kids we were going. They didnt complain. Low lights, Frankie Cocodooda showing his arse to a bunch of screaming 13 yr olds, Stewards stopping `celebrities` from talking to the crowd and right up there at the very bottom a very disinterested and surly fabrice muamba who ambled onto the pitch, hands in pockets, blew a horn and walked off again. Also spotted outside the club with a face like a cracked pisspot and completely ignored a couple of kids who were asking for a picture. Has he been alive again long enough to slag him off yet? Quote
Guest Blixa Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Anybody actually go to this? Sadly I went and freezed me nads off. Lasted until the semi finals and told the kids we were going. They didnt complain. Low lights, Frankie Cocodooda showing his arse to a bunch of screaming 13 yr olds, Stewards stopping `celebrities` from talking to the crowd and right up there at the very bottom a very disinterested and surly fabrice muamba who ambled onto the pitch, hands in pockets, blew a horn and walked off again. Also spotted outside the club with a face like a cracked pisspot and completely ignored a couple of kids who were asking for a picture. Has he been alive again long enough to slag him off yet? Surprised to read he's still on the club's payroll? Presumed there would have been a settlement long ago to pay all of that off. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) 'Kinell. It really is Z list innit?! I genuinely have no idea who the vast majority of them are. Carolynne Poole (Kevin's Wife) Cashtastic (Soon Opening - Newport Street 8957% APR) Craig Philips (Skrewdriver Singer) Dappy (Carp Angler) Duncan Bannatyne (Will be accepting donations, Double 99s - £2) Fabrice Muamba (Celebrity Milker) Frankie Cocozza (Barber to the Stars - Deansgate, Bolton) Fugative (One Armed Bandit) Jake Quickenden (Porn Star) Geordie Shore - boys? George Sampson (Dog Trainer - featuring Schnorbitz) Jack Maynard (The Gaffer, Greengrass of Home) Jade Ellis (Blue Peter) James Lock (Brandon Block Tribute) Jenna (Jameson, Vivid Star) Jethro Sheeran (Cornish Comedian) Joe McElderry (Two Up Two Down, or sommat like that, the one with the Posh bird with the big tits and the Scouser, Honour Blackman was in it too) Joseph Whelan (Ronnie's Lad) Kevin Paul (Tattooist) Lil Chris (Tom's Brother) Loveable Rogues (Hall Lane 'Travellers' Site) Luke Towler (Eastenders, the one with AIDS who doesn't die) Mark Wright (Ex Southampton) Mazzi Mazz (Temazepam Inventor) Natalie (The Valleys) Nicole (The Valleys) MoMo (Ex-GMP, fresh outta Prison) Naveed Chaudry (Hate-Filled Preacher, Finsbury Park Mosque) Patrick Monahan (Lord of the Ring, Lost in Space) Edited May 21, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
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