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Apprentice

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Final tonight

 

Is it just me that thinks two average entrepreneurs with two bog average ideas?

 

If the winner has an association with sugar in 12 months I'd be massively surprised

 

I know sales and marketing plays a big part but you can outsource to qualified, experienced professionals for that kinda thing.

 

Not know your forecasts, gp and np is beyond scandalous IMO

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The last bloke with the nail clippers is doing well.

 

This is just a 2 hour advert for the company.

I'd be willing to bet the word 'process' is used about 37,000000000000 times.

 

It's fucking dogshit and a waste of my license fee just to fill that cockey fuckcunt's pockets.

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Thing is, it's reasonable telly

 

But it's utter bullshit

If its not got Ant and Dec in it...

 

Amoot.

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Cup cakes all the way

Nail-files? Milk-Shakes/Smoothies? Botox clinics? Cup-Cake Franchises?

 

Fuck me, it's hardly earth shattering innovation is it? That Dyson fella won't be losing any sleep...

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Booooooo

I would love to go on apprentice, I'm going to start planning ideas on my whiteboard.

You've probably not got the necessary qualifications Tomski.

 

The primary one - being a complete c*ck.

You've probably not got the necessary qualifications Tomski.

 

The primary one - being a complete c*ck.

Ha thanks Youri, I'm sure they pick a quota of knobheads to a certain element rather than the best candidates for interesting tv. My current idea is a toy that shouts boooooooooo to anyone in red, I can't see it taking off though.

Ha thanks Youri, I'm sure they pick a quota of knobheads to a certain element rather than the best candidates for interesting tv. My current idea is a toy that shouts boooooooooo to anyone in red, I can't see it taking off though.

 

 

Put me down for a boxful.

 

And can I be in your ad?

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Put me down for a boxful.

 

And can I be in your ad?

You'd be the star of the ad. I like your passion.

Id slot em both no danger

Id slot em both no danger

 

What Tomski and Traf?

 

I'm sure Tomski would be game, not so sure about Traf though

Louissa is fit as fuck!

What Tomski and Traf?

 

I'm sure Tomski would be game, not so sure about Traf though

Ha ha. Bitterness isn't your best quality, I'm sure there would be room for a pile on.

 

Traf pm'd me saying he'd do what it takes to be on my advert.

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Louissa is fit as fuck!

They both are, all that Id require is for Leah to stop saying genuinely, doesn't get me in the mood.

Oh, pissflaps! I've just found out by accident who wins when I'd planned on watching it tonight.

 

Anyway, for the record, I'd fucking RUIN that Leah, so I would.

Watched it for the last few series and although its all obviously bollocks (Sugar tells them one week to ignore market research then fires someone for not listening to market research the next - for example) but was dismayed to find out yesterday that even the contestants dont find out the winner until about a week ago, they actually film 2 endings in the boardroom with both outcomes, bit of a let down that.

Nail-files? Milk-Shakes/Smoothies? Botox clinics? Cup-Cake Franchises?

 

Fuck me, it's hardly earth shattering innovation is it? That Dyson fella won't be losing any sleep...

 

That Dyson fella is a perfect example of marketing and form over function.

 

Missus fell for it and shelled out for a vacuum - its dogshit. Utter dogshit.

 

And that hand dryer? Inventing solutions for problems that don't exist. What a load of bollox - paper towel job done

 

Reminds me of NASA spunking millions on a ballpoint pen that would work in space without gravity.

 

Russians sussed it in a minute flat - use a pencil.

That Dyson fella is a perfect example of marketing and form over function.

 

Missus fell for it and shelled out for a vacuum - its dogshit. Utter dogshit.

 

And that hand dryer? Inventing solutions for problems that don't exist. What a load of bollox - paper towel job done

 

Reminds me of NASA spunking millions on a ballpoint pen that would work in space without gravity.

 

Russians sussed it in a minute flat - use a pencil.

I disagree massively

 

Had a few vacuum cleaners and our Dyson is brilliant - it navigates tight spaces well and picks up loads

 

I also think the "power" hand dryers are brilliant - traditional hand dryers are shite - you stand there for 5 minutes and end up still drying your hands on your trousers. Paper towels are hardly efficient, produce more waste and also must be less hygenic 

 

You're just being grumpy!

 

As for the Apprentice, Dr Leah actually comes across as someone who is intelligent, steely as fuck and bound for success, but I'd not trust her as far as I could throw her and she appears very "cold". I'd hate to be in business with her.

 

I'd bum both of 'em like....that Luisa comes across like absolute filth!

That 'airblade' has solved a problem - it actually works as opposed to the majority of hand-dryers which don't work. I'm in the paper towel camp, but this needs someone to replenish the paper towels and clean up the used paper towels careless f*ckers discard everywhere but the bin (they also need to empty the full bins).

 

Dunno about the vacuum cleaners, never had one - but the idea of a bagless one was his intially wasn't it - or his was the first on the market.

 

Either way, he's made fucking millions - even if it was a case of hype over design, something I doubt you'd do peddling Nail-clippers as £5 a pop nor selling Cup-Cake Franchises to bored 'kept-women' to play 'business owner'.

 

Edit: And Jules beat me to the punch and meant I've wasted five minutes... :)

 

I'd prefer the brunette, she's got an air of filth about her - her nose is on the large-ish size, and I've always found girls with that look quite appealing for some unknown reason (cue load of pics of birds with massive beaks, parrots, toucans etc.)

 

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I'm proper grumpy. I live my life in a permanent state of grump

 

Our Dyson is wank - honest, it picks up nowt. Going to get a GTECH Airram.

 

BTW - kill me now, discussing hoovers on a football forum.

 

Back to the Apprentice - how does that Jordan fella wipe his arse?

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