Gent groomers: what facial moisturiser can you recommend ? Not the very expensive stuff btw

Obvious smutty replies expected

I reckon NB drips like a fried egg sandwich when she's speaking to you

 

 

You've a way with words, you vulgar little man 

Try Lyclear cream or Quellada lotion, if they don't moisturize they'll at least keep the mechanical dandruff at bay.

Cheap - Boots Botanics, currently half price.

Fookin ell, there's some proper Gok Wans on here, who'd have thunk it.

WTF have we bred? Carbolic soap and a regular soaking in rainwater.

 

A nice cologne yes but fucking moisturiser?

Bolton's just not the same since

I left.

L'oreal Men Expert

 

Birch... A marketeers dream

Get a grip! What next, best eye liner?

 

proper rinse in cowd watter for this dinosaur!

Get a grip! What next, best eye liner?

 

 

 

I prefer to call it 'guy-liner' myself

Nivea does the job perfectly adequately.

Are you still talking face moisturiser or did the thread suddenly change tack to wanking lubes?

Are you still talking face moisturiser or did the thread suddenly change tack to wanking lubes?

 

If I'd mentioned a large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter then you'd have known we'd changed to wanking lube.

I Can't Believe It's Nob Butter

 

I'm not sure why using some moisturisers is gay? I had this argument the other day.

Have you got any Nivea I can use?

Yes, but use this 8 hour cream, it'll be better

Fuck off, I'm not using that. I'm not a puff

 

Shakes head and walks out of the bedroom pointing at the Nivea

It is a bit gay.

It is a bit gay.

 

Give over, it's proper monly to admit to moisturising.

Moisturising isn't gay. 

 

Using moist wipes to wipe your arse, however, is the sign of a nailed on sausage smoker.

Moisturising isn't gay.

 

Using moist wipes to wipe your arse, however, is the sign of a nailed on sausage smoker.

You need to try this revelation

When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me.

You need to try this revelation

When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me.

 

 

I've tried it.  It's not for me, so I put it back in the packet.

Moisturising skin is pointless with a poor diet and worst of all, smoking

Give over, it's proper monly to admit to moisturising.

Who said I didn't moisturise? If using chaffing cream is moisturising then I'm a moisture riser.

Edited July 23, 201313 yr by tomski

Moisturising skin is pointless with a poor diet and worst of all, smoking

 

 

Is it?

 

Shirley that's like saying there's no point doing excercise if you've been to Burger King.

Who said I didn't moisturise?

 

Smearing man-fat over your face during gay pile ons can't really be classed as moisturising

You need to try this revelation

When Ernie leaves his travel pack in your loo swoop and try it. Trust me.

 

Ernie is going to buy him a pack and leave it there this evening. Hopefully it'll get rid of the skidders in his onesie

Smearing man-fat over your face during gay pile ons can't really be classed as moisturising

Perhaps I'm not a moisturiser then.

What exfoliators are people using?