Gent groomers: what facial moisturiser can you recommend ? Not the very expensive stuff btw

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Swarfega.

 

Moisturiser and cologne all in one.

If you want it to work properly invest in some Clarins for men, works a treat.

JIFF

Cheap, cheerful and not bad: Nivea for mons

 

Thexfoliate first though. Don't put cream on shitty scales, get it on fresh skin.

Démanger Pour l'Homme by Rockwool of Paris

BOBMONK

 

MANFAT

BOBMONK

 

MANFAT

 

YOUR OWN?

In my younger years I was known as moisturiser

 

All the girls. Used to get wet as fuck if I spoke to them

In my younger years I was known as moisturiser

 

All the girls. Used to get wet as fuck if I spoke to them

 

 

Did you have a Freddie Parrotface Davieseque speech impediment?

Nivea. End of thread. Nothing else comes close and won't knock the smell of your aftershave off.

Nivea is decent enough stuff

Well actually, tell a lie. If your loaded by the full kit from YSL La Nuit de L'Homme. Not met a woman yet who doesn't like the smell of the stuff. A grown up job for men. Wish I could afford it more oftern.

Did you have a Freddie Parrotface Davieseque speech impediment?

Nope, it was shear excitement

Nope, it was shear excitement

I reckon NB drips like a fried egg sandwich when she's speaking to you

Soap

 

Fuck me, this is turning into a den of queers.

Nivea does the job perfectly adequately.

See spider that's why you shit like you've been swimming in the Ganges. You need to look after yourself better. You deserve a bit of pampering. Sensitive pale skin needs a bit of care and attention.

Truefitt & Hill

Biotherm...or Natio..

 

Errrr

 

So I've heard.

Broken glass & bent nails for this kid. Bunch of puffs.

Soap

 

Fuck me, this is turning into a den of queers.

 

when i bic my EGG head i put baby oil on it

Simple

Agree with jules there. Pretty much all of my grooming stuff is simple. No need for all of those additional chemicals

Rainbow juice

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