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Old Lancashire Sayings You Don't Hear Any More

Been discussing this at work. My grandad used to say, amongst others, 'put wood in th'ole' & 'well I'll go t' foot of our stairs' & 'well I'll go to our house'.

 

My manc/stoke colleagues didn't know what the hell I was on about!

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Courting and get a glass of duck wine

" Living over brush " :glare:

Bowton win the cup!

Bobbins, great word.

 

'Tyrone Mears is fucking bobbins'.

Bobbins, great word.

 

'Tyrone Mears is fucking bobbins'.

First heard " Bobbins" in 70 off Mancs. Never used it round here, I know Frank Sidebottom used it a lot.

Thinks its rhyming slang for cotton-rotten.

Thinks its rhyming slang for cotton-rotten.

Mancs did a bit of rhyming slang when I worked in Patricroft, " You wanna go in the Jules Verne, it's full of mather " Mather & Platt,"

Bolty's got a case of reverse accent-ism. The further away he gets, the more like a yokel he sounds.

 

 

Your attention is rather flattering young man. You seem to label me with many -isms. I wonder if there's an ointment for them?

 

 

I can't help but think a lot of people falsely add dialect, sayings and 'Boltonisms' purely for effect.

 

And they call these people Peter Kay and Paddy McGuinness

"Cooooooooooo-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Yoooooooooooo-Hooooooooooooo"

Bloody embarrassed me loads of times my mother as a kid :)

I've heard 3, 4, 9 and 10 from the list below.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/lists/lanky.shtml

 

1. "Ah cud eyt a buttered frog" - I'm hungry
2. "Ee's fair bowlegged wi brass" - He's very rich
3. "Mi belly thinks mi throat's bin cut" - I'm very hungry
4. "Put Th'wood in'th'ole" - Close the door
5. "Standin theer leyke cheese at fourpence" - Hanging around,having nothing better to do.
6. "Bet tha cud eyt an appul thro a beard wire fence" - You have got very big teeth
7. "Tha meks a betta doower than a winda" You are obstructing my view
8. "wurt ta gewin"? - Where are you off to?
9. "Stondin' theer like one a' Burton's dummies" - An idle person
10. "Thaz a face like a line a wet weshin" - Someone who is sulking

Klempt dearth. You'd think that's one that would die out but I hear it often

I've heard 3, 4, 9 and 10 from the list below.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/lists/lanky.shtml

 

1. "Ah cud eyt a buttered frog" - I'm hungry

2. "Ee's fair bowlegged wi brass" - He's very rich

3. "Mi belly thinks mi throat's bin cut" - I'm very hungry

4. "Put Th'wood in'th'ole" - Close the door

5. "Standin theer leyke cheese at fourpence" - Hanging around,having nothing better to do.

6. "Bet tha cud eyt an appul thro a beard wire fence" - You have got very big teeth

7. "Tha meks a betta doower than a winda" You are obstructing my view

8. "wurt ta gewin"? - Where are you off to?

9. "Stondin' theer like one a' Burton's dummies" - An idle person

10. "Thaz a face like a line a wet weshin" - Someone who is sulking

I don't agree with the translation of 9. I always thought it referred to someone stood there acting gormless

Place left hand fist into elbow pit of right arm then lift right lower arm up and down whilst saying "Fwoarrrrrrr" as a fit bird walks past :)

Place left hand fist into elbow pit of right arm then lift right lower arm up and down whilst saying "Fwoarrrrrrr" as a fit bird walks past :)

 

Excellent, I had forgotten about that.

 

It should be brought back

My gran used to say, "fetch us a glass-a wather cock".

"Where's Grandma?", "She's run away with a black man".

Friiten mee deeth - scared the shit out of me

Is it not fricken as in police oss?

Is it not fricken as in police oss?

Think your right nb

"Where's Grandma?", "She's run away with a black man".

 

Ha - my Dad still says that when I call up and ask if Mum's around

Stand me in good stead??? Where does the stead come from?

 

"Your gonna get your fuckin head kicked in"

(Just added that after concrete jungle by The Specials)

Topic of conversation in my local :)

Edited by Breightmet Boy

Stand me in good stead??? Where does the stead come from?

 

From the old English word stede meaning place

Place left hand fist into elbow pit of right arm then lift right lower arm up and down whilst saying "Fwoarrrrrrr" as a fit bird walks past :)

TBF Leigh White still does it

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