Smiley Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Shifting tons of stuff from house A to house B and had to pop by Topps for some tiles, etc. As the Topps guy was filling my boot (ooh-err matron) with the tiles, on top of all my stuff was a pile of vinyl belonging to the girlfriend... with the offending item – a “Shakin' Stevens” 12 inch on top. Could've died a thousand deaths. "Its not mine, honest". "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 a “Shakin' Stevens” 12 inch That sounds like one of NBs retro toys from her special box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm just watching my brother outside a cafe on a very busy road try and remove fresh dog shit from his work boot. He's using a combination of and old cloth and twig and a bottle of Buxton spring water that is rapidly running out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted September 13, 2013 Members Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm just watching my brother outside a cafe on a very busy road try and remove fresh dog shit from his work boot. Not white then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Orangey brown. I've offered the use of my knife when im done eating my omelettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Shifting tons of stuff from house A to house B and had to pop by Topps for some tiles, etc. As the Topps guy was filling my boot (ooh-err matron) with the tiles, on top of all my stuff was a pile of vinyl belonging to the girlfriend... with the offending item – a “Shakin' Stevens” 12 inch on top. Could've died a thousand deaths. "Its not mine, honest". "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Dont blame it on Julie, if you love her truly, admit its your very own Edited September 13, 2013 by Breightmet Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 When I was about 20 I was an electricity meter reader ad te most embarrassed I've ever felt for someone was a poor woman in a place called Kelloholm in north Dumfriesshire.... It was bad enough she lived in a prefab house in kelloholm (a step up but only just from a caravan & no I don't live in a fuckin caravan) but when she opened her meter cupboard for me a dirty book fell out with a woman sucking a horse off on plain view..... I never flinched or said a word, nor did she but by fuck I wouldn't have liked to be her husband when he got home that night. The shame was emanating from her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Pity fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 From what I've seen of porn involving horses they appear to be extremely selfish lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Hold on a minute. Did she have a mouth like esther rantzen & no clack? How's that work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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