October 17, 201312 yr there's frugal and then there's this yorkshire twat Homeowner fed up with 'rip-off' water rates has his mains supply switched off because it is cheaper to use bottled MINERAL WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2462970/Homeowner-fed-rip-water-rates-mains-supply-switched-cheaper-use-bottled-MINERAL-WATER.html
October 17, 201312 yr He's boiling the kettle for hot water? Surely it's cheaper to stick the immersion on?
October 17, 201312 yr I expect Yarkshire Watter will be charging him for the waste he produces as part of the cost includes for the disposal and treatment of waste water. Regardless, what a fucking mess of a man. 25 years old and washes with baby wipes? Diiiiirty bastard. Baby wipes have limitations in the cleansing world - the furthest they go is wiping jizz up. But he says he uses the gym in the shower - bollocks - he's never seen a fucking gym. And there's fucks chance I'd let a mate who uses wankrags to clean himself in my shower. There's simply no fucking wonder he's having sex with a dog on a manky old blanket instead of a woman. The grubby cunt.
October 17, 201312 yr I got my bill, had the hosepipe on so it's high. For every cubic meter used, they also charge you for disposing of it! Even though my grass had most of it. Is it possible that if you don't draw any water but flush your jobbies, you don't get charged?
October 17, 201312 yr Is it possible that if you don't draw any water but flush your jobbies, you don't get charged? But by flushing you must be drawing something as the cistern needs to fill up again. Just chuck your jobbies over the fence into next doors garden, and then you don't need to worry about flushing. I find it's easier if you poo straight onto a shovel
October 17, 201312 yr I expect Yarkshire Watter will be charging him for the waste he produces as part of the cost includes for the disposal and treatment of waste water. Regardless, what a fucking mess of a man. 25 years old and washes with baby wipes? Diiiiirty bastard. Baby wipes have limitations in the cleansing world - the furthest they go is wiping jizz up. But he says he uses the gym in the shower - bollocks - he's never seen a fucking gym. And there's fucks chance I'd let a mate who uses wankrags to clean himself in my shower. There's simply no fucking wonder he's having sex with a dog on a manky old blanket instead of a woman. The grubby cunt. ::lol:: ::lol::
October 17, 201312 yr But by flushing you must be drawing something as the cistern needs to fill up again. Just chuck your jobbies over the fence into next doors garden, and then you don't need to worry about flushing. I find it's easier if you poo straight onto a shovel Top it up with Tesco £1 for 5L. We get them delivered at work as it's cheaper than having water coolers. I don't want to get into a poo war as next door have 2 young children.
October 17, 201312 yr Top it up with Tesco £1 for 5L. We get them delivered at work as it's cheaper than having water coolers. I don't want to get into a poo war as next door have 2 young children. Wait till their mum blocks the main drains with baby wipes and shitty nappies causing your own shit and piss to overflow into your house. Not that fucking thick wimmin who block drains with baby wipes and shitty nappies are a regular annoyance of mine or anything.....
October 17, 201312 yr So his mates are effectively paying for his showers. Bet they're delighted that the money he's saving is coming out of their wallets.
October 17, 201312 yr I'm going to cut our food bill by 90% and start eating at Noballs every night. Winner. Saves me a fortune.
October 17, 201312 yr You can get charged for taking waste water away and not water if you have your own supply. There's plenty places around that have a private water supply. He's a dick. Simpler option is don't pay your bill. Water is the one thing that can't be disconnected if you dont pay.
October 17, 201312 yr I got my bill, had the hosepipe on so it's high. For every cubic meter used, they also charge you for disposing of it! Even though my grass had most of it. Is it possible that if you don't draw any water but flush your jobbies, you don't get charged? I've got a couple of huge water containers what are fed from my guttering at the side of my garden shed, attach the hose to the taps at the bottom and bingo. Bottled water for me too I reckon, Ive not slept in the place and I've had it since March. Money for nothing them bastards
October 17, 201312 yr I'm going to cut our food bill by 90% and start eating at Noballs every night. Winner. Saves me a fortune. tonight we are on chicken wrapped in Parma ham served with crushed potatoes, asparagus and a Marsala sauce. Leave your riggers in the porch
October 17, 201312 yr tonight we are on chicken wrapped in Parma ham served with crushed potatoes, asparagus and a Marsala sauce. Leave your riggers in the porch Little Whitt wants to know why you're having curry sauce with your posh mash and chicken. Edited October 17, 201312 yr by Traf
October 17, 201312 yr Little Whitt wants to know why you're having curry sauce with your posh mash and chicken.
October 17, 201312 yr tonight we are on chicken wrapped in Parma ham served with crushed potatoes, asparagus and a Marsala sauce. Leave your riggers in the porch Niiiiice !
October 17, 201312 yr To prevent unwanted pregnancy, he practises sodomy with Bella - luckily, because she's so malnourished, she also consents to ATM, and winds up licking his member clean at 'the end'. This saves 0.01p every time, as he's then no need to use a Wet Wipe that day. Enjoy your dinners! Edited October 17, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 17, 201312 yr Is that a euphemism? if he leaves them on the front step the neighbours think I'm having a polar bear party
October 17, 201312 yr Is that a euphemism? I thought she was talking about one of smiffs labourers for a second
October 17, 201312 yr Money Saving Twat I thought this was gonna be about that Martin Lewis What a fucking cunt he is
October 17, 201312 yr tonight we are on chicken wrapped in Parma ham served with crushed potatoes, asparagus and a Marsala sauce. Leave your riggers in the porch You do realise Smiffs is a package deal which means I'm turning up too!
October 17, 201312 yr You do realise Smiffs is a package deal which means I'm turning up too! I've got spaghetti hoops for you and you can leave your riggers in the porch too Edited October 17, 201312 yr by no balls
October 17, 201312 yr I thought this was gonna be about that Martin Lewis What a fucking cunt he is He is a proper hyperactive cunt. His wife, Lara Lewington needs sodomizing though
October 17, 201312 yr He is a proper hyperactive cunt. His wife, Lara Lewington needs sodomizing though I'd never heard of her, so I had to google her. And it's always rude to come away from Google empty-handed so here you go:
there's frugal and then there's this yorkshire twat
Homeowner fed up with 'rip-off' water rates has his mains supply switched off because it is cheaper to use bottled MINERAL WATER