May 29, 201412 yr Poor Carla, wrong place, wrong time Poor Anna, trying to help out the family and now it's all gone tits up Owen will be on the war path Poor Donna, she needs to learn to keep her mouth shut as well Ross isn't happy, it will all end it tears Chas nearly had a lezzer off
May 29, 201412 yr So this will see Owen and scouse have a rumble for sure? Sorry Owen but he's a big chap!
June 2, 201412 yr Peter was pissed again Carla is out Owen has fucked off to Jockland Anna has confessed all to Owens kids Nick isn't happy that Leanne is getting a good seeing too by the asian lad Tina is off to have an op to try and save her life Chas knows about Moira's secret and is threatening to tell Cain Ross gave Donna a good seeing too The gay boy has been dumped by the other gay boy Charity has taken Declan and Noah away to Barbados A french cyclist was knocked off his bike by Kerry and she's now flirting with him to wind her fella up
June 2, 201412 yr All those are top headlines in themselves. You should do a clubcall type thing. You'd make a mint
June 2, 201412 yr Saves sitting through 3 hours of it. I'm prepared to take 1 for the team and watch them both all week every week and the omnibuses just to make sure i don't miss anything
June 2, 201412 yr Tina's dead. I would have get pushing her busters until my arms ached. (The missus has got it on so I had to watch it)
June 3, 201412 yr She even looked fit when she was pronounced dead Edited June 3, 201412 yr by mannyroad58
June 3, 201412 yr Chas knows about Moira's secret and is threatening to tell Cain I've stopped watching Emmerdale. What is Moira upto, is she playing away again?
June 3, 201412 yr I've stopped watching Emmerdale. What is Moira upto, is she playing away again? Many years ago before she moved into the village she had a 1 night stand with her brother-in-law James (Charlie Stubbs) and he's just found out that Moira's son Adam is in fact his and not her dead husbands john (his brother). James decided to have a heart to heart with Chas and because he's fallen in love with her asked her to keep a secret to which she agreed and then when he told her she decided that she needed to tell her brother Cain because she doesn't want to keep a secret from her family (the Dingles). Moira's been shitting herself and locked herself and Chas in the cellar at the Wollie until Chas agreed to keep the secret. (I thought they were going to have a lezzer off but unfortunately they didn't). Chas still threatened to tell the family but when she saw Cain and Adam together having a bit of man time she's decided against it. Oh Moira and Cain are now wed to each other It will all come out at some point these things always do If Moira needs a shoulder to cry on when it does i will make myself available Edited June 3, 201412 yr by mannyroad58
June 3, 201412 yr I reckon that Geordie bird is absolute filth. She'd do anything for a bag of chips ... and she wouldn't drop them either.
June 3, 201412 yr All Geordie birds are absolute filth and would do anything for a bag of chips ... and they wouldn't drop them either.
June 3, 201412 yr Very disrespectful........... Anyway how else could they whistle a taxi whilst they're eating their chips?
June 16, 201412 yr No mention of the World Cup in Emmerdale Tour de France is round there next month. Wonder if that gets a mention
June 17, 201412 yr Ross is in the shit and he will drop Donna in it big time if he gets his collar felt
June 17, 201412 yr Ross is in the shit and he will drop Donna in it big time if he gets his collar felt Did you mention if you would shag Donna, I don't recall. You generally pass comment on all the Emmers wenches. For the record, I definitely would
June 18, 201412 yr Did you mention if you would shag Donna, I don't recall. You generally pass comment on all the Emmers wenches. For the record, I definitely would Sorry C and for the record OMG yes but i don't do shagging i "make love" I'm starting to get a twitch when i see the vicar (not Ashley) she looks proper mucky Edited June 18, 201412 yr by mannyroad58
June 18, 201412 yr I thought that the other day, she had a short(ish) skirt on and some woollen tights. She's proper filthy, I reckon Ashley is going to do her in the rectory.
June 18, 201412 yr I thought that the other day, she had a short(ish) skirt on and some woollen tights. She's proper filthy, I reckon Ashley is going to do her in the rectum.
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