been roped in to get a secret santa gift. Budget a measley £5. Add to that i got a DMB fan who has never been to a game in his life. Any suggestions?

How about a butty box full of dogshit

Used Sharps

Used Sharps

Big Sharps?

i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in

i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in

That's a terrible idea. Go with the butty box full of dogshit.

i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in

Would you be there in his house while he watches it or would you be watching from a tree with some bi-noculaaaaars

i'd prefer keep my job

Would you be there in his house while he watches it or would you be watching from a tree with some bi-noculaaaaars

secret camera just above the tv in the lampshade. Watching from my TV

Buy him a map of Manchester and circle Old Trafford in red pen, so he knows where the ground is.

Something they can't use like de icer if they don't drive etc.

Buy him a map of Manchester and circle Old Trafford in red pen, so he knows where the ground is.

 solved. Even have change to spare too 

Or a strap on

Or a strap on

he might like that and get the wrong idea

solved. Even have change to spare too

 

Tell him it's a piece of United merchandise, he'll wank himself senseless.

do what i did- greggs gift card.... its the gift that keeps on giving

 

 

well until you spend a fiver

Something they can't use like de icer if they don't drive etc.

I once bought someone a 'natural light' lightbulb as they were into painting, pictures not decorating, but 'accidently' got a screw fitting instead of bayonet.

I've got a newish lad in ours, don't know fuck all about him and he rarely speaks.

 

Just got him a cider gift set from boots.

 

Usually get a decent present if I get someone decent

Throw the Munich cunt down the stairs.

Throw the Munich cunt down the stairs.

Then rub him with a bloon ....

I got a novelty mug. I gave a baubal in the shape of testicles. The Lad who looks like Brian laws got a signed photo and his autobiography.

 

Zany team!

What a load of bollocks this secret Santa is if you like someone but them a gift if you don't give them fuck all.

I got given my notice.

 

Fuck Christmas.

I got Bolton wanderers dice for the car. Into the bin they go; I mean really?

What a load of bollocks this secret Santa is if you like someone but them a gift if you don't give them fuck all.

 

exactly

 

its all a bit gay

 

folk who work in 'teams'

Give him a fiver