My girlfriend has just entered the front room and proclaimed.....

 

'The dog is having a Benny'.

 

I've not heard that turn of phrase for years and I am now determined to begin using it again.

Bonk on

Lardarse.

Johnnie Bag.

Jam Rag.

Tabs.

Newest word on the non league circuit is Cuntpuffin.

 

Newest word on the non league circuit is Cuntpuffin.

 

Cue Gonzo with pictorial evidence...

 

Speaking of which, harking back to a previous post - no, I haven't got whatsapp.

A cuntpuffin is a lesbian with a big nose.

A gay pub full of unfriendly, bigoted, violent and egotistical gayers?

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

That's not referring to Scotts every other Saturday BTW.

 

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

Snazzy

did no-one else pelewang anything when you was a nipper???????

 

I am on a 1 man crusade to bring Pelewang back into the dictionary

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by hughesy

Bobby Dazzler

 

Fettled

Groovy

Wicked

I still use most of these words.

 

Silly old twat.

Off topic slightly, a friend of a friend said they didn't like me calling someone a móng

Anything from the bottom shelf if you can guess my exact reply

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by no balls

Off topic slightly, a friend of a friend said they didn't like me calling someone a móng

Anything from the bottom shelf if you can guess my exact reply

 

 

Did you reply with an old school "Get Knotted you Móng"

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by CWP

Off topic slightly, a friend of a friend said they didn't like me calling someone a móng

Anything from the bottom shelf if you can guess my exact reply

'Get stabbed!'

I'd have gone with "if you don't like it fuckoff"".................you mongaloid!

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by fellman

Cobbed as in thrown.

Groz as in spit

Sure Boris equivalent to Chinny

Off topic slightly, a friend of a friend said they didn't like me calling someone a móng

Anything from the bottom shelf if you can guess my exact reply

I'd like to think you just tutted and then kicked him/her in the dick/fanny

I'd like to think you just tutted and then kicked him/her in the dick/fanny

well done. I tutted, glared and said "do fuck off"

Silly bitch

Edited January 16, 201412 yr by no balls

Goosed - Can mean your tired or something is broken.

 

Not a word but a saying, I told someone at work to "get a wriggle on" and they didn't have a clue what I meant.

Bender

Bozo, brilliant word is that.

I called someone a dork today

Dowdie as in a large iron, engineering ball.

yokum as in your dad wiping his spit through your hair to achieve a cheap, Bolton Tony Curtis style quiff.

Blushing like a balisha beacon.