My girlfriend has just entered the front room and proclaimed.....

 

'The dog is having a Benny'.

 

I've not heard that turn of phrase for years and I am now determined to begin using it again.

1. Moist
2. Flange
3. Gusset

Three thread-ending choices, in my humble opinion.

 

• Moist
• Flange
• Gusset

Three thread-ending choices, in my humble opinion.

3 of my least favourite words. I'm gipping now

Edited January 15, 201412 yr by no balls

Woe betide.

 

You know they make sense.

Tatered, meaning drunk.

Swiping, just been to Woolies swiping some toffee.

Left me sat here like piffin on a rock bun

Having it off

Rumpy pumpy

Bit of the other

clout  is another favourite

Tatered, meaning drunk.

Swiping, just been to Woolies swiping some toffee.

How about taxed instead of swiped? Proper scally speak!

Anyone said boff? I can't remember and can't be arsed looking back

Piddled.

 

Oh, it seems it's just me.

Joey

Having it off

Rumpy pumpy

Bit of the other

Nookie

Legover

Mingers (for coppers, not fow folk).

Dobber (as a noun to go with fat - not the Australian for grass).

 

Related to mingers, why does nobody whistle the Laurel and Hardy theme, when the O.B. are afoot, these days?

Left me sat here like piffin on a rock bun

It's piffy!

Having it off

Rumpy pumpy

Bit of the other

"Having it off" and "Rump Pumpy" are great phrases.

 

 

I also think that shouting "Show us your fanny" should be shouted at attractive women as well

Having it off

Rumpy pumpy

Bit of the other

  

Nookie

Legover

Bonking

"Having it off" and "Rump Pumpy" are great phrases.

 

 

I also think that shouting "Show us your fanny" should be shouted at attractive women as well

I do that, along with show us your breasts. Generally its to the telly or not loud enough to be heard. One of these days I'm going to say it a little too loud.

Kaylied for pissed.

And, on a related note, if I hear one more british person say 'pissed' instead of 'pissed off' I'm going to piss on their shoes.

Edited January 15, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

Dobber (as a noun to go with fat - not the Australian for grass).

 

Usually associated with those types who wear sweat pants with pasty stains?

Dobber Clobber?

Mingers (for coppers, not fow folk).

Dobber (as a noun to go with fat - not the Australian for grass).

 

Related to mingers, why does nobody whistle the Laurel and Hardy theme, when the O.B. are afoot, these days?

Now Dobber was a big fuck off marble, as opposed too a Bolly which was a big fuck pff ball bearing

I still say nookie, its probably why I haven't had a bit for Christ knows how long

 

Pleb is another not used much these days along with Wicked and Crucial, I used to love crucial.

Cludgie = bog