My girlfriend has just entered the front room and proclaimed.....

 

'The dog is having a Benny'.

 

I've not heard that turn of phrase for years and I am now determined to begin using it again.

The owd-uns used to called the Greyhound on Manchester Road the Klemt Dug.

pillock/prannock

Joey isn't used as much as it should be...........

Zany

Trog

berk

 

skill

Wog

Petty (toilet)

 

Lavvy

Petty (toilet)

 

Lavvy

I prefer kharzi (sic)

Stonkin'

Povy.

Widgie.

Busters.

Tugging (for wanking).

Hangin

Tugging (for wanking).

 

Haha.  That's reminded me of a lad at my school who was allegedly caught 'tugging' on a school trip.

 

He was a couple of years above me and my mates but we caught wind of this tale and used to shout "Oi, tugger" at him at every opportunity.  He once caught me unawares and was going to duff me up, but fortunately for me a dinner bag came to my rescue.

awesome

Have

Haha.  That's reminded me of a lad at my school who was allegedly caught 'tugging' on a school trip.

 

He was a couple of years above me and my mates but we caught wind of this tale and used to shout "Oi, tugger" at him at every opportunity.  He once caught me unawares and was going to duff me up, but fortunately for me a dinner bag came to my rescue.

Speaking of which, 'duff' for ejaculate.

 

Harking back to 'baz' for throw, we used to play a game as kids wherein we'd hide in the bushes and chuck hawthorn berries at passing cars, but only NIssans and Datsuns - we used to call the game 'P*ki-Bazzing', you must remember these were less enlightened times and thought nowt of it, even though we had schoolfriends of asian extraction...

 

Eeeh the gold old racist days eh? Before the rise of the faceless social engineers.

Oh aye, childish boredom soon set in lying in wait for Sunnys, Cherrys etc. only  - so we soon became equal opportunities bazzers.

Edited January 15, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

Skill

Do they still have 'cocks' at school?

Doozin'

Winwick

 

As in "You have to say it were a doozin' shot, but that Winwick bastard Clemence let it through his legs"

Gerald Sindstadt, Kick Off 1977.

'God pain in you back'

Wag - to pull a sickie from school

On a side note sayings off your Mam

 

 

"Get your face straight or I will straighten it"

 

 

"Stop crying or I will give you something to cry for"

 

 

"Gonna send you to Vernon St"

 

 

 

"Yes she has run off with a Blackman"

"Believe you me"

 

Makes no sense whatsoever.

Wazzock

superb word that

 

plop. is much underused these days