March 4, 201412 yr I'm surprised you set of gastronomic heathens haven't just lumped a shitload of pancakes into a cauldron of fresh, steaming dogshit lobby. Disgusting. You'd have been delighted with my lobby-on-pasty I had at an engagement do on Saturday. Just the two pancakes for me, lemon and sugar. Can't be doing with any fancy shit.
March 4, 201412 yr Never took sugar in tea or coffee since 76 and yet i like a little sprinkle with lemon on a pancake.
March 4, 201412 yr Wish I could give up shitting four times plus a day Surely at least a couple of those are on work's time though. Think of it as a bit of Tarian time Edited March 4, 201412 yr by no balls
March 4, 201412 yr Author I've just recived a video off royal white called "lord of the dung 3." I hope the first two are as good as the third. Maybe this a prequal God knows. Featured a scantly clad lady sat upright being shat in the face by a cow.
March 4, 201412 yr I've just recived a video off royal white called "lord of the dung 3." I hope the first two are as good as the third turd Maybe this a prequal God knows. Featured a scantly clad lady sat upright being shat in the face by a cow.
March 4, 201412 yr I've just recived a video off royal white called "lord of the dung 3." . Just watched it. I was confused and had no idea of the plot having not seen the first two.
March 5, 201412 yr Surely at least a couple of those are on work's time though. Think of it as a bit of Tarian time Aye two usually
March 5, 201412 yr CWP was on the Findus Crispy Pancakes today, the dirty bastard. Do they still make them? Anyway, are you still having Hamwiches for luncheon everyday?
March 5, 201412 yr Do they still make them? Anyway, are you still having Hamwiches for luncheon everyday? Only on the days when I'm not having these beauties:
March 5, 201412 yr Do they still make them? Didnt see them for ages but spotted em in Asda. Lived on the cheese ones in my student days
March 5, 201412 yr Featured a scantly clad lady sat upright being shat in the face by a cow. Please tell me that this is a 'kinell' moment and not owt sexual? Just another day on DeviantsWays.
March 5, 201412 yr Please tell me that this is a 'kinell' moment and not owt sexual? I knocked one out.
March 5, 201412 yr Only on the days when I'm not having these beauties: Iceland is the home of the worlds shittest food stuffs
March 5, 201412 yr Iceland is the home of the worlds shittest food stuffs That's where Traf does his weekly shop, well there and Farmfoods
March 5, 201412 yr That's where Traf does his weekly shop, well there and Farmfoods Now you're just being unnecessarily mean and untruthful. I buy whatever the local drug addicted shoplifters bring to my door.
March 6, 201412 yr Now you're just being unnecessarily mean and untruthful. I buy whatever the local drug addicted shoplifters bring to my door. Wanna buy some meat?
March 6, 201412 yr Wanna buy some meat? Always. And coffee, razors, Lynx deodorant, bacon and cheese. Edited March 6, 201412 yr by Traf
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