October 17, 20169 yr I'm going to open a hibernation clinic. Pay me £1000 for a comfy room and as much Valium as you want. You sleep for 3 months then leave once the clocks go forward in spring. Can you do me a deal where i get to use your mobile wanking booth before and after?
October 17, 20169 yr Author Can you do me a deal where i get to use your mobile wanking booth before and after? Of course, although your still in credit from your last rental anyway. Uncle Brian now takes all my waste away free of charge by the way. Saves me a fortune in waste handlers fees and what not. He drains every booth Into a massive tank in his back yard. Lovely fella.
October 17, 20169 yr You aren't wired up right you two! Thank god too. Always raise a chortle when they get going- red Monday has got nowt on them.
November 20, 20169 yr Good luck with that...Could be worse i suppose i spent 1 hour each day clearing my inbox/making calls while Mrs ST sunbathed so all of the big issues will have been sorted by the time i arrive tomorrow..so much easier and still leaves loads of time to enjoy ourselves
November 20, 20169 yr Author Hair of the dog, tis the only way I had an hour in the bay horse before. I've nursed 2 pint cans since then. I'm at the stage now where I don't want to go to bed as that's the weekend over. But if I don't go to bed tomorrow will be hell.
November 20, 20169 yr I have just arrived at my new digs in Whitehaven it's -2 and the heating isn't working. Cunts
November 20, 20169 yr You should pack a 'leccy blanket for such eventualities. Plenty brews before bed and keep your socks and hat on. ???? Edited November 20, 20169 yr by Youri McAnespie
January 2, 20179 yr Author Few of you having these a day late this week? Glad I worked today and got it out of the way.
January 2, 20179 yr I am having Sunday blues today.....decided to head to Koh Samui to kill it tho ????
January 2, 20179 yr Few of you having these a day late this week? Glad I worked today and got it out of the way. Yeah massive time tonight
January 2, 20179 yr I need to get back into a routine. Last night I slept for 10 hours. Today I haven't even got fully dressed.
January 2, 20179 yr I'll be on the M6 at around 6.30am It'll be mayhem and a huge sack of dogshit And I really really want a drink
January 2, 20179 yr I'll be on the M6 at around 6.30am It'll be mayhem and a huge sack of dogshit And I really really want a drink You poor poor man. I am going to have another drink in your honour and crawl into my office at 8:59 in the morning.
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