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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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When Numb Cunts Had Jobs.

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When I started at aerospace I was sent for "sky hooks " ..a matching pair...twatspatulas...

When I started at aerospace I was sent for "sky hooks " ..a matching pair...twatspatulas...

How come you didn't post on the haircut thread?

 

 

Have you got Ms ticket for tomorrow?

Yes I have johns ticket

 

 

The barbers don't charge me for cutting what little hair I have left ,however they do charge a search fee for trying to find it

 

 

Oh oggy your a cunt :lol:

 

Will see you inside I have to collect some money tomorrow so will be a tad late...

Sky hooks

Tartan paint

Skirting board ladders

Bubble for spirit level

Long weight

Long stand

Glass hammer

Rubber nails

Left handed screw driver

 

Ah the joys of being an apprentice haha

Skirting board ladders

 

LW has to use those

Sky hooks

Tartan paint

Skirting board ladders

Bubble for spirit level

Long weight

Long stand

Glass hammer

Rubber nails

Left handed screw driver

 

Ah the joys of being an apprentice haha

 

 

You missed Bucket Of Steam. Another they used at Walmsleys was Hampton Gauge which was an invented term for cock measurer.

Sent the apprentice to the canteen for breakfast while working at Townleys. It was buffet style so you got things individually. I asked for 2, sausage, 2 toast, 1 butter and 1 brown sauce.....

 

He came back and said they didn't have brown sauce so I got you strawberry jam....

When I worked at McDonalds there were some belters, such as:

 

Sending someone to the greenhouse for lettuce/tomatoes

 

Checking the ice cubes to make sure they had little "M's" on them

 

Sending someone to pizza hut to get our mop bucket back

When I worked at McDonalds there were some belters, such as:

 

Sending someone to the greenhouse for lettuce/tomatoes

 

Checking the ice cubes to make sure they had little "M's" on them

 

Sending someone to pizza hut to get our mop bucket back

We had someone fill the shake mix with a cup once, told him it was new health and safety rules and we needed to know how many large shakes he had put in. .

We had someone fill the shake mix with a cup once, told him it was new health and safety rules and we needed to know how many large shakes he had put in. .

Cruel!

 

We once tried to get somebody to fill the salt pots using the sachets but another manager clocked and pointed them in the direction of the bulk salt

Girl at work yesterday overheard us talking about Rhyl. "That's in Spain isn't it?" I said no, she said "yes it is! Rhyl Madrid."

Girl at work yesterday overheard us talking about Rhyl. "That's in Spain isn't it?" I said no, she said "yes it is! Rhyl Madrid."

You do realise that, when you go back into work on Monday, you will have to beat her to death. Don't worry about it. It's for her benefit and that of the wider community.

I once had a role as vehicle sourcing manager. In a moment of boredom i told my underling i needed a vehicle with a flux capacitor ASAP. Two hours later he had been offered a transit

As a niave 18yo I was once sent to the Post Office to collect a Verbal Agreement Form and I spent 30mins waiting while the cashier looked for one. As soon as the penny dropped I sloped off leaving her still searching for it

Had a few labourers working for me 2-3 years ago.  Was a Friday so it was wages day and had a few £50 notes on me.  I gave one of them a 50 and sent him to the shop at dinner time for butties for the 4 lads on this particular job and said 'get what you want as well'.  On the way back from the butty shop he stopped at HMV and bought the latest FIFA for £30

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