March 14, 201412 yr When I started at aerospace I was sent for "sky hooks " ..a matching pair...twatspatulas...
March 14, 201412 yr When I started at aerospace I was sent for "sky hooks " ..a matching pair...twatspatulas... How come you didn't post on the haircut thread? Have you got Ms ticket for tomorrow?
March 14, 201412 yr Yes I have johns ticket The barbers don't charge me for cutting what little hair I have left ,however they do charge a search fee for trying to find it Oh oggy your a cunt :lol: Will see you inside I have to collect some money tomorrow so will be a tad late...
March 14, 201412 yr Sky hooks Tartan paint Skirting board ladders Bubble for spirit level Long weight Long stand Glass hammer Rubber nails Left handed screw driver Ah the joys of being an apprentice haha
March 14, 201412 yr Sky hooks Tartan paint Skirting board ladders Bubble for spirit level Long weight Long stand Glass hammer Rubber nails Left handed screw driver Ah the joys of being an apprentice haha You missed Bucket Of Steam. Another they used at Walmsleys was Hampton Gauge which was an invented term for cock measurer.
March 14, 201412 yr Sent the apprentice to the canteen for breakfast while working at Townleys. It was buffet style so you got things individually. I asked for 2, sausage, 2 toast, 1 butter and 1 brown sauce..... He came back and said they didn't have brown sauce so I got you strawberry jam....
March 15, 201412 yr When I worked at McDonalds there were some belters, such as: Sending someone to the greenhouse for lettuce/tomatoes Checking the ice cubes to make sure they had little "M's" on them Sending someone to pizza hut to get our mop bucket back
March 15, 201412 yr When I worked at McDonalds there were some belters, such as: Sending someone to the greenhouse for lettuce/tomatoes Checking the ice cubes to make sure they had little "M's" on them Sending someone to pizza hut to get our mop bucket back We had someone fill the shake mix with a cup once, told him it was new health and safety rules and we needed to know how many large shakes he had put in. .
March 15, 201412 yr We had someone fill the shake mix with a cup once, told him it was new health and safety rules and we needed to know how many large shakes he had put in. . Cruel! We once tried to get somebody to fill the salt pots using the sachets but another manager clocked and pointed them in the direction of the bulk salt
March 15, 201412 yr Girl at work yesterday overheard us talking about Rhyl. "That's in Spain isn't it?" I said no, she said "yes it is! Rhyl Madrid."
March 15, 201412 yr Girl at work yesterday overheard us talking about Rhyl. "That's in Spain isn't it?" I said no, she said "yes it is! Rhyl Madrid." You do realise that, when you go back into work on Monday, you will have to beat her to death. Don't worry about it. It's for her benefit and that of the wider community.
March 15, 201412 yr I once had a role as vehicle sourcing manager. In a moment of boredom i told my underling i needed a vehicle with a flux capacitor ASAP. Two hours later he had been offered a transit
March 15, 201412 yr As a niave 18yo I was once sent to the Post Office to collect a Verbal Agreement Form and I spent 30mins waiting while the cashier looked for one. As soon as the penny dropped I sloped off leaving her still searching for it
March 15, 201412 yr Had a few labourers working for me 2-3 years ago. Was a Friday so it was wages day and had a few £50 notes on me. I gave one of them a 50 and sent him to the shop at dinner time for butties for the 4 lads on this particular job and said 'get what you want as well'. On the way back from the butty shop he stopped at HMV and bought the latest FIFA for £30
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