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You Pay Peanuts

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Is that what receptionists earn?

I've just had a toot on a website & the average is £5.98 - £8.72 so it is within the bracket then & with 24 days holiday plus bank holidays (pro rata), healthcare, pension and life assurance that doesn't seem too bad.

 

 

Fair enough.

Made prev staff redundant

Didn't think employment law allowed you to make a position redundant and then re-advertise it.

Didn't think employment law allowed you to make a position redundant and then re-advertise it.

I assume previously it was full time; this is part time

It's a 3 month period, isn't it? But if the redundancy at the time was genuine but the employer has found they can't cope without that position they can re-employ*

 

 

 

 

 

* I know fuck all about company law btw  :D

It's a 3 month period, isn't it? But if the redundancy at the time was genuine but the employer has found they can't cope without that position they can re-employ*

 

 

 

 

 

* I know fuck all about company law btw :D

This isn't company law it's employment law :D

This isn't company law it's employment law :D

that too  :D

Maybe it was a mutual decision for them to leave, ie if extra marital affairs were taking place or stories being leaked etc

Jesus Christ, is this week's conspiracy theory.

 

 

Maybe they could pay their receptionists more if they took some money out of the Euromillions slush fund.

The previous receptionist was called Ken

Fuck me it's a receptionist job not a nuclear bastard scientist position they're trying to fill

 

Answer the phone

Order the butties

Stick a few post-its on Dougies desk

 

Fucking simples

Spray a bit of WD40 on the bingo machine.

All a receptionist needs to do is be able to put calls through and have nice tits.

All a receptionist needs to do is be able to block calls and have nice tits.

Spray a bit of WD40 on the bingo machine.

Ha ha

All a receptionist needs to do is be able to put calls through and have nice tits.

We can't have that.....if she's fit won't Mrs Casino Freedman get jealous?

An vacancy? Looks like they need a new fucking secretary too.

 

 

Answer the phone

 

 

 

Against company policy

I worked with a dirty pervy old bloke (not me) a few years back who was interviewing a young girl for a job in our admin dept

 

He came over to me after the interview and said "well that went really well"

I replied "what was she like"

Old Perv "she can't read and write, but she has an amazing pair of tits, so she starts Monday"

 

And she did and she had

I got my first job because of my tits, my boss told me after a few years.  That & I smoked the same cigs as him.

The other main candidate was a lad who was more qualified than me but he didn't smoke or wear low cut tops. Fucking good job I can blag now  :(

A low cut tabard?

A low cut tabard?

A crop top :)

I got my first job because of my tits, my boss told me after a few years.  That & I smoked the same cigs as him.

The other main candidate was a lad who was more qualified than me but he didn't smoke or wear low cut tops. Fucking good job I can blag now  :(

carpet fitter ?

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