Kick-off 8pm on ITV. 

 

Usually a good game. Some cracking goals in the past.

 

Big Sam managing England. Mourinho managing the other team.

No.

it raises good money so good luck to 'em

 

but fcuking hell, its a shite watch

Harmless fun and raises money for charidee.

 

McFly mon representing our great town and club.

And for the coveted Soccer Aid trophy

I'm watching a rerun of Ryan watching his parents have sex

I'm watching a rerun of Ryan watching his parents have sex

The one where his dad is dressed up as a pirate, or the other one?

I'm watching a rerun of Ryan watching his parents have sex

Anyhoo, you must have loads of Emmers and Corrie to be catching up on

Anyhoo, you must have loads of Emmers and Corrie to be catching up on

BGT firstest so please don't tell me who's won it

Gordon Ramsey's playing again. If that bloke really played for Rangers, i'm Johan Cruyff.

McFly mon representing our great town and club.

 

...and Paddy McGuinness.

Gordon Ramsey's playing again. If that bloke really played for Rangers, i'm Johan Cruyff.

I'll give him 10 mins. Knee's more fucked than Holden's going off his previous appearances.

Rather have a tooth extraction shite and even shiter is at the shithole. The in laws actually asked me and my son to go, obviously don't know me well enough yet.

Gordon Ramsey's playing again. If that bloke really played for Rangers, i'm Johan Cruyff.

He only ever had a trial didn't he? - don't think he was ever signed, or indeed ever played.

 

He's a foul mouthed cunt as well, I don't like the twat-badger

I'm watching a rerun of Ryan watching his parents have sex

Good film

Got it on at the minute

 

The rest of the world have some fucking team....Del Piero, Seedorf, Stam, Davids....managed by Mourinho

 

They'll batter the English chumps

He only ever had a trial didn't he? - don't think he was ever signed, or indeed ever played.

 

Played for their youth team apparently, alongside Ally McCoist.

Darts World Cup for me

The rest of the world have some fucking team....Del Piero, Seedorf, Stam, Davids....managed by Mourinho

 

 

Celebrity certainly has it's perks. If you're half decent at football, the chance to play in front of 75,000 with players like that and being managed by Mourinho, would take some beating.

 

Celebrity certainly has it's perks. If you're half decent at football, the chance to play in front of 75,000 with players like that and being managed by Mourinho, would take some beating.

And getting to have a crack at Katherine Jenkins after. she's different gravy

Aren't they more ex-celebs?

When its a celeb I like its good that they're good at football, eg Michael Sheen

 

When it's one I don't I think what a cunt, eg Olly Murs

And getting to have a crack at Katherine Jenkins after. she's different gravy

You better than most should know there are rules to be adhered to........

i hope mcguiness or the bloke from mcfly score whip there shirts off and go at spit all over the munich badge.

When its a celeb I like its good that they're good at football, eg Michael Sheen

 

When it's one I don't I think what a cunt, eg Olly Murs

Olly Murs reminds me of Liam trotter

 

Nice touch but very mono paced

Nice tackle by Mourinho.