Smiffs Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 If I saw a woman piping a bloke off in the street then I reckon I'd be a bit offended. If a bloke was piping a bloke off I reckon I'd be more offended. Does that make me one of them homo phone thingies? Quote
kent_white Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 If I saw a woman piping a bloke off in the street then I reckon I'd be a bit offended. If a bloke was piping a bloke off I reckon I'd be more offended. Does that make me one of them homo phone thingies? No I don't think so. I'd imagine you're more used to the sight of a woman piping off a bloke than that of a bloke piping off a bloke so you'd be dealing with an added shock factor. That's providing I'm right about the above! :-) Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 What about a woman piping off a bloke who in turn was piping off another bloke who was performing cunnilingus on the girl? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 What about this? Yay or nay or prefer sommat gay? Quote
Smiffs Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 No I don't think so. I'd imagine you're more used to the sight of a woman piping off a bloke than that of a bloke piping off a bloke so you'd be dealing with an added shock factor. That's providing I'm right about the above! :-) Depends. Do midgets count? Quote
kent_white Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Depends. Do midgets count? They only count half. Quote
Smiffs Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Well that wouldn't offend me unless they were them muslamic ones in which case I'll pretend to be especially if they're shoving porkswords through that letter box bit. Quote
no balls Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Depends. Do midgets count? woah, what goes on in the dungeon stays in the dungeon! Quote
bolty58 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 He'd get a semi? Beginning to think you're one and your intended moniker was 'dickbrown' but you didn't have the nerve to go through with it? Quote
bolty58 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 He does talk about drawing the long bow. Maybe it's homoslang? Never thought of that! Can you confirm? Quote
bolty58 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 In all seriousness Bolty - what do you see as the negative consequences of allowing gay men and women to express their sexuality in public? Define 'express their sexuality' in public. If as CWP likes to do, it's a couple of blokes holding hands, I probably wouldn't even notice and if I did, I wouldn't give a fuck. Why the overtly sexual parades and mardi gras' though? If we hetero's flaunted it like that I suspect there's a fair chance we'd be done for offending public decency. Like every single issue you faux outraged types jump on, the only ones who can be legitimately chastised, prosecuted or up for naming and shaming are white, Anglo Saxon heterosexuals. The others are all untouchable as you lot would be on your fucking soapbox chucking around the usual garbage ending in 'phobe' or 'cist'. None of you will ever change my opinion. I am against public displays of this nature as I believe they give the impression of legitimising something which is against the laws of nature and, thereby, might tempt a young person to choose a sordid lifestyle over a normal one (and I stress the word normal) which provides the building blocks of our society. Even homosexuals are the result of a heterosexual relationship. Having said all of that, I have absolutely no concern about what people do behind closed doors. They can pack fudge to their hearts content and I will care not a jot. Apparently Carlos seems to think I would like to see them launched off towers? Yet another sweeping statement along the lines of his alter ego's 'dark skin' comment. Plainly silly. Quote
mickbrown Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Beginning to think you're one and your intended moniker was 'dickbrown' but you didn't have the nerve to go through with it? Busted. My secret is out. Pucker up Skippy lad, you're just my type. I've got a right thing for OAP scooter riding, bullshitting ignoramuses. Quote
Casino Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 i think bolty has at least one queer friend to go with his coloured one Quote
bolty58 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) i think bolty has at least one queer friend to go with his coloured one I do know a couple of them! Qantas stewards! The discreet type I am glad to say. Leave it out with the 'coloured' bollocks eh? You are so far wrong it's not funny but I suppose if it gives you that rare superior feeling in your life......... Busted. My secret is out. Pucker up Skippy lad, you're just my type. I've got a right thing for OAP scooter riding, bullshitting ignoramuses. I've not for commie halfwits with a brain the size of half a walnut. Edited March 3, 2015 by bolty58 Quote
gonzo Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay?? Quote
only1swanny Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Interesting story on Radio 4, Ex Terrorist that turned coat and started spying for the intelligence service.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05mrj7f Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay?? Give him a slap, disown him, then walk in the pouring rain to his male neighbour's garage in tears and try to kiss him. Quote
tyldesley_white Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Interesting story on Radio 4, Ex Terrorist that turned coat and started spying for the intelligence service.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05mrj7f Sorry the only Ex-terrorist is a dead terrorist Quote
DazBob Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Give him a slap, disown him, then walk in the pouring rain to his male neighbour's garage in tears and try to kiss him. Argh! Which film is that? Quote
gonzo Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Argh! Which film is that? I've got a music video in my head! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) American Beauty, and the son isn't really a gayer - he 'comes out' as he knows his incredibly homophobic closet-case and controlling father will disown him and he'll finally be free from him. Edited March 3, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote
bolty58 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay?? I'll ask his wife and two sons. Quote
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