Why are we not bombing the fuck out of this lot with the yanks? I can understand why the Commons voted against not to get involved with the Syria thing. But this is different. If anyone needs blasting to fuck it's these cunts.

If I saw a woman piping a bloke off in the street then I reckon I'd be a bit offended. If a bloke was piping a bloke off I reckon I'd be more offended.

 

Does that make me one of them homo phone thingies?

No I don't think so. I'd imagine you're more used to the sight of a woman piping off a bloke than that of a bloke piping off a bloke so you'd be dealing with an added shock factor.

 

That's providing I'm right about the above! :-)

What about a woman piping off a bloke who in turn was piping off another bloke who was performing cunnilingus on the girl?

What about this? Yay or nay or prefer sommat gay?

 

No I don't think so. I'd imagine you're more used to the sight of a woman piping off a bloke than that of a bloke piping off a bloke so you'd be dealing with an added shock factor.

 

That's providing I'm right about the above! :-)

Depends.

 

Do midgets count?

Depends.

 

Do midgets count?

They only count half.

Well that wouldn't offend me unless they were them muslamic ones in which case I'll pretend to be especially if they're shoving porkswords through that letter box bit.

Look at them thighs, proper women!

Depends.

Do midgets count?

woah, what goes on in the dungeon stays in the dungeon!

How the fuck did you get out this time?

He'd get a semi?

 

 

Beginning to think you're one and your intended moniker was 'dickbrown' but you didn't have the nerve to go through with it?

He does talk about drawing the long bow. Maybe it's homoslang?

 

 

Never thought of that! Can you confirm?

In all seriousness Bolty - what do you see as the negative consequences of allowing gay men and women to express their sexuality in public?

 

Define 'express their sexuality' in public.

 

If as CWP likes to do, it's a couple of blokes holding hands, I probably wouldn't even notice and if I did, I wouldn't give a fuck.

 

Why the overtly sexual parades and mardi gras' though? If we hetero's flaunted it like that I suspect there's a fair chance we'd be done for offending public decency. Like every single issue you faux outraged types jump on, the only ones who can be legitimately chastised, prosecuted or up for naming and shaming are white, Anglo Saxon heterosexuals. The others are all untouchable as you lot would be on your fucking soapbox chucking around the usual garbage ending in 'phobe' or 'cist'.

 

None of you will ever change my opinion. I am against public displays of this nature as I believe they give the impression of legitimising something which is against the laws of nature and, thereby, might tempt a young person to choose a sordid lifestyle over a normal one (and I stress the word normal) which provides the building blocks of our society. Even homosexuals are the result of a heterosexual relationship.

 

Having said all of that, I have absolutely no concern about what people do behind closed doors. They can pack fudge to their hearts content and I will care not a jot. Apparently Carlos seems to think I would like to see them launched off towers? Yet another sweeping statement along the lines of his alter ego's 'dark skin' comment. Plainly silly.

Beginning to think you're one and your intended moniker was 'dickbrown' but you didn't have the nerve to go through with it?

 

Busted. My secret is out.

 

Pucker up Skippy lad, you're just my type.  I've got a right thing for OAP scooter riding, bullshitting  ignoramuses.   

i think bolty has at least one queer friend to go with his coloured one

i think bolty has at least one queer friend to go with his coloured one

 

 

I do know a couple of them! Qantas stewards! The discreet type I am glad to say.

 

Leave it out with the 'coloured' bollocks eh? You are so far wrong it's not funny but I suppose if it gives you that rare superior feeling in your life.........

 

Busted. My secret is out.

 

Pucker up Skippy lad, you're just my type.  I've got a right thing for OAP scooter riding, bullshitting  ignoramuses.   

 

 

I've not for commie halfwits with a brain the size of half a walnut.

Edited March 3, 201511 yr by bolty58

Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay??

Interesting story on Radio 4, Ex Terrorist that turned coat and started spying for the intelligence service..

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05mrj7f

Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay??

 

Give him a slap, disown him, then walk in the pouring rain to his male neighbour's garage in tears and try to kiss him.

 

Interesting story on Radio 4, Ex Terrorist that turned coat and started spying for the intelligence service..

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05mrj7f

Sorry the only Ex-terrorist is a dead terrorist

Give him a slap, disown him, then walk in the pouring rain to his male neighbour's garage in tears and try to kiss him.

 

Argh! Which film is that?

Argh! Which film is that?

I've got a music video in my head!

American Beauty, and the son isn't really a gayer - he 'comes out' as he knows his incredibly homophobic closet-case and controlling father will disown him and he'll finally be free from him.

 

Edited March 3, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

That's it. Ta.

Bolty what would you do if your lad came out as gay??

 

 

I'll ask his wife and two sons.

I genuinely ain't casting aspersions on your offspring, Bolty, but Paul 'O Grady aka 'Lily Savage' has a adult daughter, conceived the 'normal' way...JSL

 

I know this because I read his autobiography when I was stuck for sommat to read, and before anyone denounces me for this, the previous owner was FSA. I have to say, some of the pages detailing the more sordid chapters looked very well worn and thumbed - is there something you're not telling us, Sam?