Site Supporter Cheese Posted October 8, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2014 She was single & looked like she'd never been poked never mind wed. I also couldn't work out how old she was. She looked mid 50s but her son (test tube probably) looked only 11 at the most. Men don't really look at stuff like that, I know. In that case, her father - so again, a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 Nice barn conversion on GD tonight. Not too sure about the colourful kit house on Dream Home. Loving the idea of self-build though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Blokes who live alone should live in a unplastered shell of a house,with an armchair to sit in and a milk crate to put their can on... Anything else is the lifestyle and action of a la-di-da and brainwashed castrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I love watching these programmes and guessing when the budget runs out. I saw a grand design house on a Place in the country programme about 3 years after the original aired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 On the £100k house last night, they showed a flat in London with MDF shelving that cost £28k. I'm going back to College and training to be a Joiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 On the £100k house last night, they showed a flat in London with MDF shelving that cost £28k. I'm going back to College and training to be a Joiner. haha, how wank was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Eight grand for that plywood one, I wonder if he'd be interested in some magic beans? Looked like a 'city' type an' all, no wonder we had an economic crash... I only tuned in after reading the synopsis on the telly guide, I wanted to see the situation with the heartless, superficial wench who was going to give her bloke the flick 'cause his kitchen and bathroom were a bit shabby - well love, perhaps he'll upgrade to a better looking bird now his house isn't such a shithole - I notice they didn't film in her gaff when they decamped there when the work was being done to his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 He was a rum looking fucker & should've been grateful to have a bird with teeth never mind a job too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) I did note he wasn't exactly a catch himself, and welsh to boot... But she still favvered his mam. Neither of them should've been nitpicking over trivial stuff tbh, she should've been glad she had someone/something other than a cat and him that he wasn't reduced to hiring scrubbers by the half-hour. Edited October 15, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'm obsessed with them and I'm a 'youngen' (I think 23 classes as that). Grand designs is a personal favourite although I usually manage to pick faults in the majority of them. The best one is from years ago where they build out over a loch, I'm sure it was some guy that had a breakdown from his stressful job in London and just thought fuck it, I'm off. I'd love to build my own place, I've got a really clear idea of how I'd have it, might just need a few years to build up funds though. Escape to the country and location location location are good apart from the never buy any of the fucking places so it's basically pointless. DIY SOS is a personal favourite as well, amazing what they can get done in a few days and restores some faith in humanity when you here of all the people that have helped for nowt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) I'm obsessed with them and I'm a 'youngen' (I think 23 classes as that). Grand designs is a personal favourite although I usually manage to pick faults in the majority of them. The best one is from years ago where they build out over a loch, I'm sure it was some guy that had a breakdown from his stressful job in London and just thought fuck it, I'm off. I'd love to build my own place, I've got a really clear idea of how I'd have it, might just need a few years to build up funds though. Bloody hell, that was on last night on one of the +24 More whatever channels. I'd never seen it before. It was from 94 and they had those glass balustrades then. Very forward thinking design and that view was just stunning. Edited October 15, 2014 by Big City Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) Tonight's Grand Design looks like it could be an insurers nightmare Edited October 15, 2014 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 New series of grand designs just started on channel 4 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesRight Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'll be watching that on plus one after the apprentice. I bloody love it! Amazing spaces is my favourite though. I'd love to build a motor home (or bus) to travel round France in for the Euros. I might apply to be on it next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COYW Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Pointless building of the year award for that one last night. Why not just build it on stilts about 4.5m above ground if the most the river ever floods is 4m? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Eight grand for that plywood one, I wonder if he'd be interested in some magic beans? Looked like a 'city' type an' all, no wonder we had an economic crash... I only tuned in after reading the synopsis on the telly guide, I wanted to see the situation with the heartless, superficial wench who was going to give her bloke the flick 'cause his kitchen and bathroom were a bit shabby - well love, perhaps he'll upgrade to a better looking bird now his house isn't such a shithole - I notice they didn't film in her gaff when they decamped there when the work was being done to his. Did you not see the "before" bit though? It was a proper shithole, filthy as well as run down. He had a bar of soap that was that old it had cracked. I wouldnt have used it either to be honest. Looked great when it was done though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) That exact same bar had been used as a prop in the Kim and Aggi 'So You're a Scumfuck' programme, and they always turn the sink tap on a bit so it drips in these things, make it look shitter than it is... Unless the bog is like the one in Trainspotting, using a chamberpot like his bird was doing, is 10x more scuzzier than using a bathroom, however shabby it is... Fourteen grand it cost in all, it could've been done for four grand, easy. Edited October 16, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Pointless building of the year award for that one last night. Why not just build it on stilts about 4.5m above ground if the most the river ever floods is 4m? came in at £1.1million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 That exact same bar had been used as a prop in the Kim and Aggi 'So You're a Scumfuck' programme, and they always turn the sink tap on a bit so it drips in these things, make it look shitter than it is... Unless the bog is like the one in Trainspotting, using a chamberpot like his bird was doing, is 10x more scuzzier than using a bathroom, however shabby it is... Fourteen grand it cost in all, it could've been done for four grand, easy. Aye, if a lass turned up and pissed in a pot (or worse) then shoved it under the bed, words would be had. Dirty owd bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I did think at the time ''I bet the dirty mare shats in that'' - noting how big the pot was... And then taffy slops out for her, he wants his head feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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