When you hear Sarah Cox talking on the radio and think what a load of fucking old waffle, and to think i used to hang on to every word she spoke on R 1, the sexy little minx at the time. Not heard Mark Radcliffe for ages, so i cant comment on his output since his great show with the boy Lard.

Fucking hell. White socks, baseball caps? Where is this? The 1980s

Me today to be honest, just happened to grab a pair of Mike Ashley brand sports socks out of the drawer to take the cardboard for recycling.

 

I rarely leave the house without a cap on though.

When your car radio option number one is Xfm (unable to gain within a mile of home) option two is radio 2 and option 3 is smooth FM.

Also talking about music to your dad and thinking he listens to too much modern shit.

:lol:

I've got to the point where I can't tell the difference between 12 and 18 year olds and just now bracket them all as kids.

Is that in a jimmy savile type way

Yes m'lud.

Let's have the full story.

Apparently she got shafted over it, when the rumour rose a lad who used to frequent the place sniffed the table and the landlady called him a dirty bastard

When you wake up at half six on a Sunday morning for a big dad piss and think "I could pop a load in the washer and it'll be done by the time I get up again".

When you wake up at half six on a Sunday morning for a big dad piss and think "I could pop a load in the washer and it'll be done by the time I get up again".

its already in the dryer and it was only 7-30. 

 

at least there were no damp sheets yet.

I've just laid down some extra ground rules to my lad during another bout of Leonardo from the turtles vs Incredible Hulk.

 

No eye gauging.

 

No stamping.

 

No weapons.

 

It is the sabbath after all.

Taking note of when you last shit. And worrying about it when it's been more than 24hrs!

My first shit of the day can almost be timed with military precision; 2 hours 10 minutes after the alarm wakes me up.

I ways have a good hearty shit at 07:00 every morning.......

Watching Question Time.

 

Also got my first pair of readers last week.

I ways have a good hearty shit at 07:00 every morning.......

 

Just a shame you don't get up until half past.

When things become 'too sweet'...

When you drop Pablos kids back off to walk in and find him in bed with his Mrs at 8.00pm.

 

Not even shagging I might add, just watching tele.