Where the hell can I buy lager in a plastic bottle

 

Anything will do at this rate

Away ends

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Where the hell can I buy lager in a plastic bottle

Anything will do at this rate

Why do you want it in a plastic bottle?

Why do you want it in a plastic bottle?

THIS

 

think morrisons do it

I've never seen it in Morrison's. Might be better at bookers

I am sure you can buy 2 litre plastic bottles of Ace Lager or similar in most supermarkets.

Why do you want it in a plastic bottle?

Festivals and stuff won't let you in with glass

Festivals and stuff won't let you in with glass

if it's that reason then you need to get a pouch of petrov vodka, Homo.

Why do you want it in a plastic bottle?

To flog outside

To flog outside

 

 

Are you at Th'Arena?

if it's that reason then you need to get a pouch of match day vodka, Homo.

I thought this was a thread about homophobia in cockney slang

homo, send meldrew a pm

Cheers

 

Done

homo, send meldrew a pm

I might start this to every thread, see how many he gets.

Whilst on the subject. Wish more clubs did bottled beer instead of pulling pints. So much bluddy easier.

Appreciate you get less for your money but at least you can actually get served.

Whilst on the subject. Wish more clubs did bottled beer instead of pulling pints. So much bluddy easier.

Appreciate you get less for your money but at least you can actually get served.

 

Spot on - or those multi pint machines should be used to pour multiple and get them out at half time. Missed many a goal due to inadequete beer facilities. 

Spot on - or those multi pint machines should be used to pour multiple and get them out at half time. Missed many a goal due to inadequete beer facilities.

Every club should have these, never queued at any ground that has one. They must sell more as everyone who wants a beer gets one and some cam even go back for seconds. No brainer

Those pints that fill up from the bottom blow my mind.

The ones that fill up from the top blow my mind more!

The ones that fill up from the top blow my mind more!

Pendle Witch?

I sent my ventriloquist dummy to the offy to get me a bottle of beer...

 

Daft cunt came back with a gottle* of heroin.

 

 

 

 

* Let's pretend there's such a word for the purpose of the 'joke'.

I remember years ago Kestrel did two litre bottles in plastic, Helden Brau did three litre ones....

 

Struggling to think of others, so today, not much chance other than at events.