clue: he also owns a gun

 

England footballer arrested over allegations of sex with a schoolgirl

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/02/england-footballer-arrested-over-allegations-of-sex-with-a-schoolgirl-5085778/

 

 

Twentys plenty

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/19/adam-johnson-trial-forensic-expert-found-picture-of-teen-in-bikini-on-johnsons-phone-5705848/

 

from her mates testimony, made me chuckle;

 

‘She told me she sucked him off, which is oral sex I believe, and he fingered her three times. It was over in half an hour, I think she said.’

 

wonder what the technical term for fingering is

Digital vaginal manipulation

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/19/adam-johnson-trial-forensic-expert-found-picture-of-teen-in-bikini-on-johnsons-phone-5705848/

 

from her mates testimony, made me chuckle;

 

‘She told me she sucked him off, which is oral sex I believe, and he fingered her three times. It was over in half an hour, I think she said.’

 

wonder what the technical term for fingering is

 

" BLASTING " Obviously !

Finger Bang

Flange phalange.

Apparently the mobile forensic experts tell us he googled what the age of consent is in the UK. I laughed.

Edited February 19, 201610 yr by Underpants

You laughed because you already knew without googling?

Or because it shows how stupid he is?

What a numpty.

 

Every fucker knows its 14.

You laughed because you already knew without googling?

Or because it shows how stupid he is?

Because he hadn't cleared his search history.

Because he hadn't cleared his search history.

Everybody knows that Google incognito is there for when you - ahem - 'don't want wife to find out what you've been shopping for for her birthday present'.

What a numpty.

 

Every fucker knows its 14.

 

12 in Rotherham & Middlesbrough

12 in Rotherham & Middlesbrough

10 if you buy them cigs and booze

Everybody knows that Google incognito is there for when you - ahem - 'don't want wife to find out what you've been shopping for for her birthday present'.

Good call.

 

I got my wife a UK BBW first date creampie clean up video for her last birthday .

What a numpty.

 

Every fucker knows its 14.

And if it's a three some you divide by 2

 

Didnt even have to Google that

Good call.

 

I got my wife a UK BBW first date creampie clean up video for her last birthday .

Ha ha - I feel a slight sense of shame everytime I see that hat and glasses.

Because he hadn't cleared his search history.

Ccleaner is your friend.

You laughed because you already knew without googling?

Or because it shows how stupid he is?

Nail on the head, Traf. Both ????

Adam Johnson says ‘dick pics’ found on phone were taken to ‘show the doctor’

 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/23/adam-johnson-trial-footballer-admits-he-knew-teenager-was-15-from-the-beginning-5712677/

 

aye

Adam Johnson says ‘dick pics’ found on phone were taken to ‘show the doctor’

 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/23/adam-johnson-trial-footballer-admits-he-knew-teenager-was-15-from-the-beginning-5712677/

 

aye

 

But we've all used that excuse, haven't we? 

Stacey Flounders, yes please

Adam Johnson says ‘dick pics’ found on phone were taken to ‘show the doctor’

 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/23/adam-johnson-trial-footballer-admits-he-knew-teenager-was-15-from-the-beginning-5712677/

 

aye

Was he intending to go to the doctor's without his dick?

Was he intending to go to the doctor's without his dick?

Ha ha

Was he intending to go to the doctor's without his dick?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/19/adam-johnson-trial-forensic-expert-found-picture-of-teen-in-bikini-on-johnsons-phone-5705848/

 

from her mates testimony, made me chuckle;

 

‘She told me she sucked him off, which is oral sex I believe, and he fingered her three times. It was over in half an hour, I think she said and he wasn't anywhere near as good as The Bolton Fingering Champ......’

 

wonder what the technical term for fingering is

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