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I'm there in a month, Hulk is great, especially the set off. Looking forward to Spider-Man ride the most though (or as I heard someone in Wigan call him recently, Spider-Mon)

 

is the 3D one still there?  If so, it's fucking ace

is the 3D one still there? If so, it's fucking ace

I shut my eyes through some of that ride. The 3D ones make me poorly! I did a little bit of sick when I was on the back to the future one :(

My favourite ride ever this

Mine too though duelling dragons on the front row is a close second.

The Spiderman 3-D is still there and was last year made HD. Made no fucking difference. For anyone who likes the Spiderman one there is a Transformers one open as well now at Universal that is of similar format.

Staying for a few days at Universal at the Portofino, can't wait - stay at one of their hotels (apart from one) and you get unlimited express passes. Not done Transformers ride yet, been a few years since we've been. 4 mights in NYC then 12 nights in Orlando. Magic.

Aye it is quality Universal, new harry Potter ride is a bit gash though after a 4 hour queue.

Aye it is quality Universal, new harry Potter ride is a bit gash though after a 4 hour queue.

4 hours??

 

Fuckin ell.

Yeah 4 hours, kept breaking down and was the new attraction last year.

With the way this country is now with Health & Safety it's shocking how this could of happened.

With the way this country is now with Health & Safety it's shocking how this could of happened.

 

Would you trust this lot with your safety? From what I gather this is down to the ride operatives releasing a car before the empty one passed the first section.

 

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Would you trust this lot with your safety? From what I gather this is down to the ride operatives releasing a car before the empty one passed the first section.

 

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Shocking incident that will change a lot of people's view on roller coasters IMO

Ryan - who was we playing whilst you were fucking about on the hulk?

Yeah 4 hours, kept breaking down and was the new attraction last year.

 

Jesus! Thirty minutes is my limit. We used to follow all the advice in "orlando for brits" Wifey used to plan each days visit with military precision including fast passes, which park to visit on which day, which order to do the rides etc. Used to work mind.

I get pissed of waiting 5 minutes in the chippy.

 

4 hours to hurtle down a track for ten minutes?! Fook that

Jesus! Thirty minutes is my limit. We used to follow all the advice in "orlando for brits" Wifey used to plan each days visit with military precision including fast passes, which park to visit on which day, which order to do the rides etc. Used to work mind.

 

Aye, usually works a treat but it is the new attraction in kids holidays with no fast pass option on the ride. The wench I was there with insisted we had to go on it and therefore for an easier life 4 hours later I came off it saying how shit it was. We did ride it twice though as first time we was on it broke down mid ride so we got to go again without queue.

It's still not reopened

It's still not reopened

Something's not right here, a crash on one ride and the park closes for x amount of days? Could something like this close the park for good?

Something's not right here, a crash on one ride and the park closes for x amount of days? Could something like this close the park for good?

Are you Danny G?

Are you Danny G?

Not a clue what your getting at?

Not a clue what your getting at?

Are you also the spit of Alan Carr?

Something has gone wrong...

 

They will be checking every ride... even the teacups.. with a fine toothcomb

Are you also the spit of Alan Carr?

You would of mentioned it before if I did when Iv met you.

You would of mentioned it before if I did when Iv met you.

Glad to hear it

 

Don't want anyone taking Danny's business on the celeb look-a-like circuit

 

I don't know who you are though :)

Glad to hear it

 

Don't want anyone taking Danny's business on the celeb look-a-like circuit

 

I don't know who you are though :)

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