Merry Christmas everybody.

 

Woo hoo

Can't wait for the one-legged lesbian who was abused from birth to start crying that she deserves a chance even though she's shite

Grimmy.

 

Out.

Oly Murrs eyes are ridiculously close together.

That 17 yr old who was on last was absolutely phenomenal.

We've not watched it. I hate Grimmy, Mrs hates fake Rhianna.

 

It's run it's course, it's too staged.

 

Probably be hooked by next week!

We've not watched it. I hate Grimmy, Mrs hates fake Rhianna.

 

It's run it's course, it's too staged.

 

Probably be hooked by next week!

This.

 

Deffo staged now, not far off TopGear for obvious fakeness. I will still end up watching it with the kids though.

I didn't watch it, but I'd love to bum Rita Ora and Caroline Flack.......I'm being an iPad wanker, so can't somebody do the honours please

Cheryl has gone too skinny.

 

Was never a massive fan anyway but she's proper fucked her chances now.

 

Good to see ultra nate back out of retirement last night.

Saw about 10 mins. No doubt Simon will have those Phillipinos doing cheap bum tricks for him in return for £20m.

I didn't watch it, but I'd love to bum Rita Ora and Caroline Flack.......I'm being an iPad wanker, so can't somebody do the honours please

I would let that pair bum me if I could return the favour.

I read somewhere that Caroline Flak once made a model Tracy Island like on Blue Peter using paper machet made with spunk that she'd collected by wanking lads off solely for that purpose.

What a load of shite this programme is! Fooking girl band from the Phillipines now! Please ban this programme and Simon Cowell from my 14" black & white tv set.

What a load of shite this programme is! Fooking girl band from the Phillipines now! Please ban this programme and Simon Cowell from my 14" black & white tv set.

There's 294 other channels to pick from.

There's 294 other channels to pick from.

I'm watching it with the family on our one and only tv set.

Why can't they buzz the big fuck off X any more?

WTF is that fella in a frock doing

I stopped listening to Radio One due to that cock end Grimers and now he's ruining The X Factor.

 

Utter gash!

Is stephen mulhern doing the xtra factor this time?

 

his piss taking of the moonmen and not reets is the most entertaining thing ITV does.

 

could'nt give a shit about the main show and who wins

Stopped watching this shit years ago and it's even worse now that that bender Grimshaw is on it (not Todd)

Never watched it.  No one who appears on that show has any talent.  Imagine being told you're shit by nick fucking grimshaw? fuck me that'd hurt

Imagine being told you're shit by nick fucking grimshaw? fuck me that'd hurt

Ha ha

Never watched it. No one who appears on that show has any talent. Imagine being told you're shit by nick fucking grimshaw? fuck me that'd hurt

Leona Lewis? Oly Murs? 1D? Not done bad have they.

 

Besides how would you know if you've never watched it?

Leona Lewis? Oly Murs? 1D? Not done bad have they.

 

Besides how would you know if you've never watched it?

Good question dat

Leona Lewis? Oly Murs? 1D? Not done bad have they.

 

Besides how would you know if you've never watched it?

Singers, not musicians  Don't write their own tunes, can't play them.  Karaoke.  And yes all those you listed haven't done bad, but 1D seriously? 

Singers, not musicians  Don't write their own tunes, can't play them.  Karaoke.  And yes all those you listed haven't done bad, but 1D seriously?

 

Aren't 1D the biggest boy band in the world at the minute, they're worth about £20M each apparently....so they must be doing something right.