Whites man Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Was he the first in the family to offer unlimited sausage? I think it goes back further than that. The Gonzo family coat of arms has crossed sausages on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 27, 2015 Members Share Posted October 27, 2015 crocodile shoes? was emma in, playing lady of the manor? Ha, no, they'be been in hibernation for a while. Couldn't tell you who was running the gaff, I was too busy supping. Nice venue for a function, can only imagine the kind of dicks that frequented it when it was a 'members only' club though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) I think it goes back further than that. The Gonzo family coat of arms has crossed sausages on it.Tis true. My great great grandfather used to lead his men into battle waving a giant Lancastrian sausage. They had some right tasty battles with the boys from Cumbria. So much so after one battle they humiliated them to make their sausages curly and forlorn as a sign of flaccidness. Edited October 28, 2015 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Is it true they made them eat their own bizz in defeat, and that's where the taste came from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Is it true they made them eat their own bizz in defeat, and that's where the taste came from? They even tried taking Europe but got fucked off by the chorizo ultras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted October 28, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2015 They came off Wurst in Germany too I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Head bangers those Krauts though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 My great great grandfather used to lead his men into battle waving a giant Lancastrian sausage. This is him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Tis true. My great great grandfather used to lead his men into battle waving a giant Lancastrian sausage. They had some right tasty battles with the boys from Cumbria. So much so after one battle they humiliated them to make their sausages curly and forlorn as a sign of flaccidness. Is Lancastrian sausage a euphemism for semi erect penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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