Donald Dead Cat On Is Head Trump

[Spider]

I don’t think the army lads were marching so shit on purpose, I reckon they were telling trumpton to fuck off

 

[kent_white]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

I don’t think the army lads were marching so shit on purpose, I reckon they were telling trumpton to fuck off

 

Wasn't just me then! 🤣

[frank_spencer]

The guy strolling along holding his drone above his head was a particular highlight 

[bolty58]

3 hours ago, kent_white said:

Just watching the military parade from yesterday. They're not very good at marching the yanks are they?

No one is as good as us. That's a fact.

The parade was about the hardware. That is what matters.

[bolty58]

2 hours ago, frank_spencer said:

From the looks of things not many yanks watched it tbf

FFS, do keep up. They're all at FIFA Club World Cup events.

[bolty58]

30 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

The guy strolling along holding his drone above his head was a particular highlight 

I was out shopping with mine.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 hours ago, kent_white said:

Just watching the military parade from yesterday. They're not very good at marching the yanks are they?

Most certainly not!

Though I think some were the national guard, who I imagine aren't subject to the same levels of training.

It was also a commemoration of 250 years of the American army, and there were uniforms from different eras.

Maybe they were also playing the part, as they weren't always known for their discipline etc.

We noticed how bad they were, and many hunched over with poor body language, and commented. Quite surprised actually, reminiscent of some rag-tag bunch from a rebel force.

 

[Spider]

Let’s have a recap

Greenland - still not american

canada - still not american

Ukraine - still a war

israel and Palestine - still at it

john doe American - still not got more money than he can spend

tariffs - working a treat

 

whaddaguy

[Sweep]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Let’s have a recap

Greenland - still not american

canada - still not american

Ukraine - still a war

israel and Palestine - still at it

john doe American - still not got more money than he can spend

tariffs - working a treat

 

whaddaguy

You're only allowed to pass judgment in 2028, but which time everything will be magnificent 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

Just now, Spider said:

Let’s have a recap

Greenland - still not american

canada - still not american

Ukraine - still a war

israel and Palestine - still at it

john doe American - still not got more money than he can spend

tariffs - working a treat

 

whaddaguy

Epstein files still not released

[Winchester White]

14 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Epstein files still not released

Elon Musk likes this.

[bolty58]

7 hours ago, Sweep said:

You're only allowed to pass judgment in 2028, but which time everything will be magnificent 

I hadn't thought about this but now you mention it, I think you may be correct.

[bolty58]

7 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Epstein files still not released

 There'll be a few clinging on to this one in forlorn hope. You can count on it.

[Bertie]

What a narcissistic fruitcake.

 

Edited June 21, 2025 by Bertie

[wakey]

28 minutes ago, Bertie said:

What a narcissistic fruitcake.

 

I won't get a Nobel Peace Prize for any of them either.

Tossers.

[kent_white]

32 minutes ago, Bertie said:

What a narcissistic fruitcake.

 

1.  "Treaty" - should be "treaty"
2. "War" (first instance) - should be "war" 
3. "Documents" - should be "documents"
4. "Great Day" (first instance) - both "Great" and "Day" should be lowercase
5. "Great Day" (second instance) - both "Great" and "Day" should be lowercase 
6. "World" - should be "world"
7. "War" (Serbia/Kosovo) - should be "war"
8. "War" (Pakistan) - should be "war" 
9. "Peace" (Egypt/Ethiopia) - should be "peace"
10. "Middle East" - actually correct
11. "Countries" - should be "countries"
12. "The Ages" - "Ages" should be "ages"

Also - he sounds like a spoilt child

[Winchester White]

You think he might want the Nobel Peace Prize? 🤣

It's only because Obama got one (dubiously) that he's so obsessed.

[Greg_BWFC]

18 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

You think he might want the Nobel Peace Prize? 🤣

It's only because Obama got one (dubiously) that he's so obsessed.

Beat me to it, laughable isn't it.

[bolty58]

He's just (ahem) Trumped all of them. Saved the world from potential nuclear holocaust. Iran fires nukes at Israel. The US fires nukes at Iran. Russia? Who knows (that's if the steam valves in their antiquated arsenal haven't blown a gasket).

Well done The Don. They have no idea what you have just done for them.

[kent_white]

9 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

He's just (ahem) Trumped all of them. Saved the world from potential nuclear holocaust. Iran fires nukes at Israel. The US fires nukes at Iran. Russia? Who knows (that's if the steam valves in their antiquated arsenal haven't blown a gasket).

Well done The Don. They have no idea what you have just done for them.

Let's just hope they've definitely destroyed all of Iran's capabilities. This is the kind of thing you HAVE to get 100% right. 

If they've not - the next couple of months are going to be a bit of an arse twitcher! If they have - then it's a job well done (apart from if you're one of the dead Iranians I suppose).

[Winchester White]

Iran have said they expected Fodor to be targeted and moved kit and personnel out days ago. Who knows but after 30+ years Netanyahu finally gets his wish.

[kent_white]

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Iran have said they expected Fodor to be targeted and moved kit and personnel out days ago. Who knows but after 30+ years Netanyahu finally gets his wish.

I mean I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't have dispered their enriched uranium all over Iran in the past couple of weeks. But I suppose time till tell. If they've got any left then I imagine they will be all hands to the pump now trying to create a bomb. Dirty or otherwise. 

Be an interesting couple of months.

[wakey]

8 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I mean I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't have dispered their enriched uranium all over Iran in the past couple of weeks. But I suppose time till tell. If they've got any left then I imagine they will be all hands to the pump now trying to create a bomb. Dirty or otherwise. 

Be an interesting couple of months.

I'm not a rocket scientist, but I reckon it's a bit more technical than that these days.

Probably labs and shit.

[kent_white]

1 minute ago, wakey said:

I'm not a rocket scientist, but I reckon it's a bit more technical than that these days.

Probably labs and shit.

I would be absolutely amazed if the Iranians don't have a contingency for this eventuality. Unless they've managed to knock out the contingencies as well? I suppose we will find out soon enough. 

Massive gamble - let's just hope it's paid off. 

[DazBob]

3 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Saved the world from potential nuclear holocaust.

🤣