December 27, 201510 yr Coat Hoodie Shirt Grills Socks Plus I can go and pick out an e cig thingy ma doo dah
December 27, 201510 yr A flight in a stunt plane was my main present. I hate heights...I'll scream like a girl. I also got a voucher to use towards the F6000 which is being released later this year.
December 27, 201510 yr A flight in a stunt plane was my main present. I hate heights...I'll scream like a girl . My step grandmother was a wing walker. True story. She was ace.
December 27, 201510 yr I also got a voucher to use towards the F6000 which is being released later this year. You can thank me later pal. xx Make sure you send off for your Fisted 2016 bobble hat and thermos mug. You get em free with any purchase.
December 27, 201510 yr So what did Father Christmas bring you all? I got a coffee machine. No socks mum......a chocolate orange kids.....next aftershave bird.......trainers
December 27, 201510 yr mum......a chocolate orange kids.....next aftershave bird.......trainers Did Denzil get you anything?
December 27, 201510 yr im now bored with supping not sure if i've peaked too soon or if its cos im full of a lamb hari merchi
December 28, 201510 yr Author Money, truffle oil (fuck knows that I'm going to do with that), champagne, boots, perfume and indigestion.Stops your truffles squeaking. Oo, er Missus.
December 28, 201510 yr I got absolutely nothing. And it was brilliant. Everyone off here chipped in for that.
December 28, 201510 yr What's your success rate, with that line? Not great tbh, I take it you're another knocking it back?
December 28, 201510 yr Not great tbh, I take it you're another knocking it back? Don't tell me I'm the only person it's ever worked on.......twice!
December 28, 201510 yr I've just eaten a whist pie in bed. Christmas is probably the only time of year that sort of over indulgence is acceptable. Thank you baby Jesus
December 29, 201510 yr I've just eaten a whist pie in bed. Christmas is probably the only time of year that sort of over indulgence is acceptable. Thank you baby Jesus Surely it wasn't a little whist pie?
December 29, 201510 yr Surely it wasn't a little whist pie? is there such a thing as a big whist pie?
December 29, 201510 yr Hehe. Whoosh? must be unless he's calling me a fat cunt, if so, he'd better not be expecting to see the new year.
December 30, 201510 yr Don't tell me I'm the only person it's ever worked on.......twice! You're just a dirty old man though..
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