January 27, 201610 yr Gonchy, Sweep and myself are left handers so it's probably a mutation. Fuck Off!! I'm not a cack hander
January 27, 201610 yr Fuck Off!! I'm not a cack hander Apologies, no you're not. You're just ginger so your mutation is probably worse.
January 27, 201610 yr Gonchy, Sweep and myself are left handers so it's probably a mutation. Oh, shit. I wasn't worried about It until now.
January 28, 201610 yr Up for work at 5.15 and lay in bed with fucking Ebola. I'd like to quietly and quickly pass in my sleep
July 17, 201610 yr I've got this off junior jules Fuck me I'm shaking like a shitting dog, weak as a kitten, boiling and freezing, headaches, dehydration, projectlie vomit and a horrible case of the clippety's. Banished to the back room so she can sleep while I shake, toss and turn and moan and groan. And that's not to one of the Gonch's WhatsApp messages either. My word I am shit at being ill.
July 18, 201610 yr Why come on here and risk everyone else catching it? Selfish and bang out of order that...
July 18, 201610 yr Baby is 21months, been at nursery a year. Reckon ive had more colds and bugs in that yr than previous 7-8yrs combined
July 18, 201610 yr Just filled quarter of a baby bath with watery puke. What sort of twisted individual are you, most people just use warm water
July 18, 201610 yr Baby is 21months, been at nursery a year. Reckon ive had more colds and bugs in that yr than previous 7-8yrs combined We were such the other day. There's someone ill in my house every week. Conjunctivitis was the last one.
July 18, 201610 yr You lot either need to man the fuck up or do what I do and avoid contact with other humans.
July 18, 201610 yr I've got this off junior jules Fuck me I'm shaking like a shitting dog, weak as a kitten, boiling and freezing, headaches, dehydration, projectlie vomit and a horrible case of the clippety's. Banished to the back room so she can sleep while I shake, toss and turn and moan and groan. And that's not to one of the Gonch's WhatsApp messages either. My word I am shit at being ill. How is Jnr Jules now?
July 18, 201610 yr How is Jnr Jules now? It's not pleasant in the Jules household, the chubby little bald chap is shitting and puking all over the place and generally gurgling and being incoherent....... Jude is OK though
July 18, 201610 yr It's not pleasant in the Jules household, the chubby little bald chap is shitting and puking all over the place and generally gurgling and being incoherent....... Jude is OK though He's still got diarrhoea. Thought he was over it yesterday & had just passed it to me but he had a bad night. He's just been fed and apparently it was dripping off his chair before Mrs Jules realised what was going on. meanwhile I've not left bed, except the numerous trips to the loo. Gotta feel for Mrs Jules
July 18, 201610 yr He's still got diarrhoea. Thought he was over it yesterday & had just passed it to me but he had a bad night. He's just been fed and apparently it was dripping off his chair before Mrs Jules realised what was going on. meanwhile I've not left bed, except the numerous trips to the loo. Gotta feel for Mrs Jules "getting better" would have sufficed
July 18, 201610 yr Nowt to do with Norovirus. It was eating Shit with sugar on for breakfast Not forgetting the Rhinestone Cowboys in your leisure time!
July 18, 201610 yr Nowt to do with Norovirus. It was eating Shit with sugar on for breakfast Not forgetting the Rhinestone Cowboys in your leisure time! Ha, I don't know what it was on those refried beans but it certainly wasn't sugar I was going to get you a Stetson but I couldn't find a red one
July 19, 201610 yr Her folks had junior on Saturday and Sunday am at ours whilst we were at a wedding. Apparently they've both been throwing up all last night too. Spreads easily this thing!
July 19, 201610 yr Ha, I don't know what it was on those refried beans but it certainly wasn't sugar I was going to get you a Stetson but I couldn't find a red one No Pinko's in Texas, they know the score!
July 19, 201610 yr No Pinko's in Texas, they know the score!Strange bunch mind I've finally had a solid(ish) shit and not been sick today I celebrated like we'd got promoted
July 20, 201610 yr Her folks had junior on Saturday and Sunday am at ours whilst we were at a wedding. Apparently they've both been throwing up all last night too. Spreads easily this thing! Don't worry, only lasts a couple of years and then you get used to it. Since I've had the kids, not had one day sick after the first two years, and eldest in now almost 10.
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